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What is Loudon?
Defined by one of the three "NOVA" counties that make up "Northern VA". Loudon County is the most expensive county in Virginia. Filled with a half million illegals and foreigners. The dem-run county let's these people run wild up here. The high cost of rent and housing prices forces most single professionals to quickly move out of the area. The traffic is horrendous and people drive reckless and aggressive.
Loudon County makes up one of the counties that is defined by "Northern VA" or "NOVA". The area is defined by and extremely high cost of living, rent, housing prices, millions of foreigners and illegals, horrible traffic and aggressive, reckless drivers. Those who are single and move here from other regions, quickly move out, because they realize they cannot afford anything more than a 1-bdrm apt.
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Loudon - what is it?
A country/blues musician. Lyrical genius who writes honest and heartbreaking songs and then performs them with his nasal voice. Hailed as the new Bob Dylan. Often dismissed as being a spoof writer because of the only song he ever wrote that got him recognition from the masses, Dead Skunk. Misogynist, homophobe, misunderstood, and lots of other cool, manly things; a name attributed to displays of sheer manliness.
Terry: Did you see that guy do a Loudon Wainwright III?
Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
Terry: Yeah, that's what I said.
What does "Loudon" mean?
The oldest, crappiest, most redneck piece of shit high school in the Southeast. You should have no reason to ever go there, unless you have a sick desire to contract some sort of chronic mental illness or STD.
"So I passed by an old run-down brothel-"
"Oh you mean Loudon High School"
Loudon - what does it mean?
Has a HUGE neck beard and is absolute dogshit at Fortnite Battle Royale. Is very racist. If seen, for your safety it is advised to avoid him.
Wow, is that Harry Loudon?
Yeah, look at the size of that neck beard
Did he just manage to die first in Fortnite Battle Royale squads then yell the n word??? skullemjoi
Loudon - meaning
One of the messiest dumps in East Tennessee. It is home to 4 major hicktowns, Lenoir City, Loudon, Philadelphia, and Greenback. The inhabitants of this shithole are very ignorant and close minded. Mainly Republican and White, they are intolerant to everything but country music, NASCAR and some Rocky Top football. Loudon County has a VERY high teen pregnancy rate, yet none of these filthy whores ever grow up to do anything productive but bitch, complain, and reap child support. Mexicans, and Hispanics cram into Loudon County, draining the fuck out of the economy, while their little children post up in school hallways pretending to be in MS-13. They can afford to max out their Pinto's, as long as they live in 2 Bedroom Apartments and do laundry at the laundromat. There are barely any job opportunities, but maybe there will be once they finish construction on Highway 321. The Crime rate isn't that bad in terms of murder and shootings, but it's pretty bad considering all that at least 40% of this town has a criminal record, while having an African-American population of 2%. The only way to make lots money in Loudon County is to be involved in the drug trade, which is only for poor trash who have nothing to contribute to society other than waste taxpayer money while they sit in Jails and Prison. The public school system isn't that great either. Students' only wishes are to get the hell out of this area as fast as possible. This area has nothing to offer.
Sam: Well, my hopes and dreams have failed me, Might as well settle here in Loudon County, Tennessee
Joey: Yep.
Loudon - definition
Loudon
Denotes a person that has strong sexual feelings towards clergymen, particularly the pope.
Most commonly a supporter of Glasgow Celtic F.C.
A dirty little taig that loves potatoes and steals clothes from the washing lines of more fortunate people.
He is a proper Loudon so he is, he kissed the pope on the ring (arsehole).
Loudon - slang
A sexual act named after its founder - A Loudon is the process of taking a larger than average anal deposit (shit of the highest calibre) put it in the freezer overnight then use in a similar capacity to that of a dildo (or if you have a motor to handy a vibrator), it can be also used as a term to describe when things go awry
That shit was fit to loudon your mum with
oh whos left this dirty loudon next to my pizza take it out of the fridge and use it already?
oh hes only gone a loudoned it
i've made a right loudon out of this
Loudon
A small town in East Tennessee that has the greatest football team in high school.
Let's go to Loudon and watch the Redskins kill, massacre, thwart, and destroy the Panthers of Lenoir City
Loudon
A small town in the foothills of the Smokey Mountains in which no one knows of unless you live there. The most common thing to do in said small town is to leave via interstate.
"What's a Loudon?"
"I don't know but if you blink you might miss it."
"...and there it goes..."