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What is Longhill?
A small town in New Jersey full of whites and asians. All the kids in Long Hill pretend they're ganstah (and they're really not.) You can also find the neighborhood "Clover Hill" in New Jersey; full of rich and possibly stuck up families. The school system in Long Hill is cheap.
Kids from Longhill, New Jersey are whack.
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Longhill - what is it?
a small, quaint little group of towns in New Joisey that consists of a undiverse population. First, the "guidos and guidettes". Most of these people are 50% or less italian, but think if they eat pasta that they have claim to a popular descent that is widely accepted as attractive in New Jersey. Next, we have the asians. They overachieve and compensate for the lack of intelligence of their peers. Finally, we have the Others. These may consist of Germans, French, Irish, ect. They make up a small portion of the tiny population. These groups attend CMS, or Central Middle School, then move on the WHRHS. There most fade in to the backround unless they are willing to give it up.
The worst crimes that occur in Longhill are toilet papering and egg throwing on mischief night and speeding.
LH kid 1: Dang, the cops caught me throwing toilet paper!
LH kid 2: Well, we could always just creep around the mall.
LH kid 1: I don't know, my mom made some pasta.
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: kids, you can come home with me!!
LH kid 2: AHHH!! ITS A NON ITALIAN!!
CREEPY SHE-MAN GYM TEACHER: It's ok, im .00002% italian!
LH kid 1: Oh, ok! You will be right at home with us in Longhill, New Jersey!
What does "Longhill" mean?
Longhill is a small town in New Jersey that consits of many old people and some really obnoxious conformists, wanna be rich, losers. There is only a few people in Longhill that are worth interacting with, most of which living in Stirling on on Long Hill Road itself.
People in Longhill do not hang out in Longhill because Longhill police are completely fucking insane.
Kid one: Yo, you wanna hang out in Longhill?
Kid two: No, are you on drugs?
Kid one: Yeah, yeah I am.
Kid two: Alright, we should go to bridgewater and get more.
Kid one: You think?
Kid two: Yeah, all the weed in Watchung sucks.
Kid one: Yeah, besides that one kid.
Kid two: DUDE! I KNOW THAT KID
Kid one: Yo, who would have his number?
Robot: What are you kids talking about.
Kid one: That kid with the weed in Watchung.
Robot: That old one?
Kid two: YEAH MAN! Dude, did you know you were a robot?
Robot: Yeah, it's a lifestyle choice.
Kid one: Alright.