Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Long Goodbye?

Suicide.

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

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Long Goodbye - video

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Long Goodbye - what is it?

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

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What does "Long Goodbye" mean?

Blow job until ejaculation and the boner has become limp.

Long refers to the duration of the act.
Kiss refers to her lips on a man's dick.
Goodbye refers to the sperm and a mans boner going away after the act.

Man1: She gave me a long kiss goodbye right before I left for work.
Man2: aww sweet man.

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Long Goodbye - what does it mean?

Typically used to describe the last encounter between two friends, lovers, or family members before a long leave of absence (or in most cases, permanent).

Note: The literal saying of goodbyes doesn't necessarily have to be drawn out. "Long" only clarifies the fact that the people involved won't see each other again for a long time (if ever).

They said their long goodbyes before Tommy headed out west.

I hate the long goodbye.

I wish I had known that was the long goodbye. There's so much more I would have liked to say.

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