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What is Lobotomy?
When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
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Lobotomy - what is it?
A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.
In 1934, when Jimmy was in his lobotomy fiddling around with his friend Horatio and a saw, he inadvertently performed the first laboratory.
What does "Lobotomy" mean?
if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood
Congradulations, sir. Your lobotomy was an incredible success.
Lobotomy - what does it mean?
a quick treatment for mental disorders that gets right to the point
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Lobotomy - meaning
1) removal of the frontal lobe of the brain, causing the "patient" to lose all capacity for higher thought, reason, etc. while still technically not considered a "vegetable".
2) a process that had been deemed unethical and barbaric, but has evidently been stealthily carried out on a truly massive scale, as shown by tell-tale symptoms of lobotomization such as:
"Calvin pissing" stickers, voting Republican, obsessive interest in NASCAR, membership in the NRA (as opposed to responsible hunting, fishing, and conservation groups), calling it "moral values" to tell lies in order to start unnecessary wars that kill or maim tens of thousands of people as well as to lie, cheat, and embezzle in a manner befitting of Enron, Halliburton, Arbusto Energy, or Tyco, to destroy God's Creations with irresponsible & reckless abandon, especially while simultaneously ignoring all principles of science and all available facts in order to promote a theocratic worldview in the guise of "intelligent design" (an indoctrination ironically similar to the Islamic fundamentalist wackos these same so-called Christians purport to be opposed to), promote the hatred of and discrimination against the economically disenfranchised or otherwise most vulnerable members of a society, particularly if it allows titillating discussion of sexual acts these same repressed prudes and closet-cases secretly fetishize under the flimsy pretense of "taking a moral stand".
That Dubya's a walking, talking lobotomy.
Lobotomy - definition
an operation used to treat certain mental disorders
i would rather get a lobotomy than listen to avril lavigne.
Lobotomy - slang
A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.
Hannibal Lector gave a lobotomy to Ray Liotta in Hannibal
Lobotomy
a sexual act where one person injects ketamine into the others genitals.
rendering it unable to ejaculate or feel touch, it destroys all nerves inside.
Kevin gave Carl a lobotomy yesterday! I wonder how painful it was.
Lobotomy
A process involving the removal of a critical part of the brain (through the nasal cavity) that is also a pre-requisite action before becoming a PID theorist.
"I have had my lobotomy" said the PID theorist.
Lobotomy
The ONLY cure for cluster headaches.
Lobotomy, give me a lobotomy.