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What is Ligma's?
A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu
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Ligma's - what is it?
Totally real disease that has killed billions even took the life of a well known streamer ninja who streams mincecraft on a daily basis anyways ligma is super deadly and kills in 3.2 inches shit i mean 5 seconds 3.2 inches is my dick
Me: Fuck dude u have Ligma
Ligma dude: Fu-*dies*
What does "Ligma's" mean?
a type of cancer that kills (fortnite streamers) that are known saying "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT"and they have blue hair.
you died of ligma
Ligma's - what does it mean?
The fatal disease that is famously known for killing the 2nd best Fortnite player, Ninja. Ninja has been battling this disease for many months, and Wednesday, July 17, it tragically took his life. No one knew how fatal Ligma could be until it killed our racist, anti-immigrant, Fortnite-streamer. Ligma got a “Victory Royale” by eliminating him. Rip.
retarded fan: “Oh my! Ninja died? HOW? I CAN’T TAKE THIS! HE CAN’T BE DEAD! THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!”
me: “He died of Ligma. It’s okay man, i’m in denial too, but we have to move on. He would want it to be this way. 😪 “
Ligma's - meaning
Ligma is a trick to get your friends to say "Whats ligma?". Then, You say "LIGMA BALLZ!!!". You may lose friends after this.
Friend: "Whats ligma?"
You: "LIGMA BALLZ!!!"
Ligma's - definition
Lick my balls
Or the disease that killed your grandma
Example 1
Person A : The weather is so shit today.
Person B : Yeah, can you just ligma
Person A : Balls
Person B : AMOGUS
Example 2
Person A : Im so sad my grandma died yesterday :'(.
Person B : Yeah, she died of ligma.
Person A : What ?
Person B : Lick my balls.
Ligma's - slang
Ligma was a disease that was created by the US government with the sole purpose of cleaning our earth of the virgin blemish known only as fortnite streamers. Signs of infection include, but are not limited to, blue hair, loss of vulgar language, and sheer obnoxiousness.
“Wow, did you hear Ninja died of ligma?”
“Yea good riddens”
Ligma's
A horrible disease that is uniquely carried in the blodlines of virgins who play fortnite, such as Ninja
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to that one fortnite player on twitch?
Guy 2: He fucking died of ligma dude.
Guy 1: . . . . Awesome.
Ligma's
(noun)
a rare disease that usually Fortnite streamers carry. This disease was believed to take the life of famous streamer Ninja.
-Hey dude, why isn't Ninja streaming right now?
+I don't know dude, he probably died of ligma.
-That sucks. Anyway, wanna play duo?
Ligma's
LIGMA is part of the BOFA spectrum of conditions. LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) is the second stage of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). In this stage, the disease interferes with the immune system and increases the risk of developing common infections such as tuberculosis. Given the weakened immune system, many of the patients, such as popular Fortnite streamer Ninja, die on this stage of the Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA). It is also the last treatable stage. Although not effective, there are treatments to LIGMA: LIGMA-BALLS (Bi-Asonurdick Lateral Lactatioustits Sequence) that, even though it's experimental, have shown some promise. With stopping the spread of BOFA at the LIGMA stages, it can stop patients from going into the third and final phase of the BOFA sequence: E-TMA (Entrenched Terminal Mi-Asintits)
"RIP Ninja. At least he died of Ligma and not E-TMA"
"Yea. Did he at least try the LIGMA-BALLS procedure?"