Hey do you like bofa? No. What the fuck is that. Dude are you shitting me you've gotta love bofa. I don't fucking know what it is. It's bofa dese nuts down your throat bitch.
Bofa the disease before Ligma. βBofa has a crush on you!β βWhoβs bofa?β βBofa deez nuts!β.
Itβs not deadly until you get Ligma. Can be cured if you pass it on to someone else.
Guy 1: my dad has Bofa :(
Guy 2: whatβs bofa?
Guy 1 Bofa deez nuts!
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Breath of Fresh Air: Someone who lives their life outside of traditional measurements of success and predictability. Characteristics include being artistic, open minded, enjoys travel, is an active environmentalist, is health conscious and takes care of his body, is naturally attractive, respectful and appreciative of the music, food, customs of other cultures.
He lives well who lives lightly, hoards nothing, lets go of the air he breathes -- to draw in more." He is my BOFA.