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What is Levant?
The shittiest “SUV” on the planet. Bought by people who think plastic interiors are the epitome of luxury. Powered by a Grand Caravan motor that usually shits every 20,000 miles and sounds like a fart when started up.
Luigi; “Theese ise the new Maserati Levante! Is so bellissimo!”
Darrell; “Yo mang I jus scooped this Levante at JD Byrider fo $15Gs”
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Levant - video
Levant - what is it?
The Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant (ASIL / AnunSIL), also referred to as the Anunnaki State of Iraq and Syria (ASIS / AnunSIS), Anunnaki State of the Middle East (ASME / AnunSMEl), or simply Anunnaki State, is the name of a fictitious and hypothetical country that is defended by certain Anunnakist and Zuist groups that defend the restoration of culture, religion, spirituality and of Anunnaki values in the Middle East, mainly focusing on Iraq and the Levant. The Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant does not have any active group in the Middle East that defends the same, other than memes and jokes about it, many of them of a jocular and extremely nationalistic slant. The term arose after several memes that compared the concept of Anunnaki State with the Islamic State, which led to the emergence of the meme of the Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant.
"The Anunnaki State of Iraq and the Levant is regarded as an Anunnakist and Zuist meme and has so far not had any active groups in Iraq or Syria or any other region in the Middle East that are trying to make it a reality."
What does "Levant" mean?
'Pulling a Levante' is by definition placing all your egss in one basket and gambling everything on a sure bet, only for it not to turn out in a positive fashion. Made popular by a recent Spanish football match between Real Madrid and 'Levante' in which Levante were expected to lose heavily but acheived a creditable draw. Many individuals had placed high value bets on a Madrid win and lost it all.
John to Paul in observing their friend David at a bar - "David's been eyeing up the tall blonde in the corner all night but is playing it safe on the sure bet by approaching her less attractive mate next to her" "Oh no, she's turned him down and now he's blown it with either of them - Davie's pulled a Levante'
Levant - what does it mean?
"Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." means "The early bird gets the worm." in French.
I always think "Le monde appartient a ceux qui se levant tot." when I awaken with some guy's dick in my mouth!
Levant - meaning
1 A condition where a persons face turns in to donkey balls
2 Ezra Levant is a neo-fascist douche bag who hates gays, Muslims, liberals, environmentalists, Aboriginals and multiculturalism
3 He hates gays but is known to have his fudge packed while undercover in Calgary's gay clubs
4 He taught Larry Craig how to a suck dick in public washrooms
Jimmy (at the Zoo): Mommy what is that horse doing on top of that donkey
Mommy: Donkey likes to be treated like Ezra Levant
Source: Zob79, Toronto
Levant - definition
A different spelling for Levonte. Usually a shit talked on Xbox.
Did you hear what Levante said to Josh on Xbox last night?
Levant - slang
East side of Israel. The word means rising.
That child is a true levant star.
Levant
A song that you should stream because we're all trash let's admit it.
- You haven't watched Levanter?
- Yes.
-What the hell are you doing with your life then?
Levant
big gay sid the sloth kid that likes men, fruity fruity and smells weird.
Aw, he's so stupidly Levant.
Levant
A pretty chill dude who likes to play video games and work out. Doesn't care about astrology. Literally loves everyone (for the most part lol).
Boy: "hey do you wanna meet up with Levant? "
Girl: "Yeah, I'd be down to smoke with him!"