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What is Lee Harvey Oswald?The man who was blamed for the deaths of John F. Kennedy and Dallas Police Officer J.D. Tippit on 11/22/1963. "Lee harvey Oswald is a patsy" Lee Harvey Oswald - videoLee Harvey Oswald - what is it?Just like president JFKβs assassination, The Lee Harvey Oswald is where during sex, just before climax the man pulls out and runs to the far side of the room then attempts to βsnipeβ the girl in the head from his current position. The Lee Harvey Oswald What does "Lee Harvey Oswald" mean?person 1: bro lee harvey oswald is a national hero Lee Harvey Oswald - what does it mean?Lee Harvey Oswald: fuck you Lincon Lee Harvey Oswald - meaningThe sexual act of hitting someone from a very far distance with your semen, preferably from the upper story of a warehouse onto a government official. Deed, i totally surprised Jen with that Lee Harvey Oswald. She had no fucking idea what hit her. Lee Harvey Oswald - definitionThe person who assassinated John F. Kennedy. If only Lee Harvey Oswald shot a bag of marshmellows instead of John F. Kennedy... Lee Harvey Oswald - slangA guilty assassin proclaimed innocent by Oliver Stone clones who know nothing about forensic science or firearms. This is typical of the conspiracy influenced, weak minded, neophyte that likes to perpetuate paranoia. Pimple faced teenager: βI watched the Zapruter film! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! Lee Harvey Oswald is a patsy cline!β Lee Harvey OswaldThis man killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy on November 22, 1963. There is a myth perpetuated that Oswald was just the fall guy. The myth originated the same way most conspiracy theories do. A power imbalance. How can a powerless nobody kill the most powerful man in the world? If it is possible for him to do it alone then the world is disordered. If he required help from others then the power imbalance is equalized and there is order in the world. Movies like JFK further perpetuate the myth. Once the myth is accepted by the majority, people like me get thumbed down. The reason why there isn't a conspiracy theory for John Hinckley, Jr. is because Reagan survived. "If Hinckley had powerful friends like Oswald he would have been successful," is the rationalization. Joe Blow: But...his head went that way and the bullet....magic bullet! Lee Harvey OswaldLee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository. "Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass." Lee Harvey OswaldNamed after the man who apparently assassinated John F. Kennedy: The art of eating out a girl with one hand on her tits, the other hand with a thumb in her ass, therefore resembling the holding and aiming of a large gun. "This girl I had last night, got down to it and gave her the old 'Lee Harvey Oswald'..." |
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