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What is magic bullet?
A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs
"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"
magic bullet - video
Magic bullet - what is it?
The theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, "The Magic Bullet", actually works. It fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial's lies.
I bought a Magic Bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. It would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. What a piece of junk! So much for the Magic Bullet Theory!
What does "magic bullet" mean?
A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.
Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...
Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!
Magic bullet - what does it mean?
The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.
Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)
Magic bullet - meaning
"dude I was backed up for like a week, then I stuck a magic bullet in my butt and it cleared out the pipes"
Magic bullet - definition
A term regarding most of the Call of Duties, especially Black Ops. A magic bullet is the last bullet in a guns clip, which ALWAYS kills a person (the magic bullet is shot and then reloading follows). Even if if the person barely shot you, if you get hit with the magic bullet you die.
DUDEE!!! WTF I was owning this dude and then he got me with his magic bullet! What a lucky douchebag!
Magic bullet - slang
A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.
"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.
"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.