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What is Leaside?
Leaside High school is pretty much a wasp hive. Picture an Abercrombie shirt fucking a BMW, the result would be Leaside. There are only 10.3333 black students in the entire school. It is a decrepit building despite the population's wealth.
"Hey dude, is that mayonnaise on your shirt?"
"Yeah dude, i just came from Leaside high school, it rains mayonnaise there"
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Leaside - what is it?
Surprisingly poorly funded for its surroundings, Leaside High school is 98% rich white kids. Any black student that goes to Leaside it worshipped and treated like a walking God. Picture leaside as a dark dingy hallway pierced by pristine white kids walking around like they own shit.
-Did you see that new black kid? My teacher asked what country he was from..
-Where do you go? -Leaside High School. -SHIT shoulda known from your bright blue goose and hunters. Guessing you have a blackberry in your pocket too..
What does "Leaside" mean?
A very rich person, pure caker, who has no other interests in life other than getting drunk, wear abercrombie clothes, and to suck dick.
"Broski, I just got like 5 shirts from Abercromie, sooo solid, I'm getting so juiced tonight"
"Dawg, your such a fucking leasider"
Leaside - what does it mean?
The whitest neighborhood north of Cleveland.
Fun Facts:
there are 1 1/2 black people living in leaside
a 85% in school is considered a fail
home to the whites rapper north of where ever eminem is from: johnny crack (dont get me wrong, hes not a bad guy)
there are more asian restaurants than asian people
Black guy: I got lost in Leaside and some guy named Gerald ran me over with his Toyota Camry
Leaside - meaning
This neighbourhood is so white that even those few who are not white in reality are still whiter than most white people.
Affluent and posh, always producing keeners. Everyone wants to go into business or medicine just like their parents.
Other neighbourhoods think they're snobs, but really aren't as bad as some other wealthy neighbourhoods.
Leaside family:
These are the Smiths. They consist of mum and dad, little Bobby and Susie, and Wanjiku, their adopted Kenyan baby.
I woke up this morning and someone was breaking into my car. It's OK though, I let him take it because I've got 7 Lexuses in the back.