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What is mum and dad?
A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.
It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)
mum and dad - video
Mum and dad - what is it?
This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus
Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae
Tom ur pap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Tom: dont make me do it
Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul
Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded
What does "mum and dad" mean?
The is the worst insult know in existance. If anyone is heard saying it then their mum is ouctuple gay.
Paul: ur mum gay
Steve: no u
Paul: ur dad's a lesbian
Steve: ur mum and dad are lesbian togeather
Steve: (in shock he commits suicide)
Paul: (his mum is ouctuple gay)
Mum and dad - what does it mean?
When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
Mum and dad - meaning
ya mum's ya dad
ya mum's ya dad
Mum and dad - definition
retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism
Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"
Mum and dad - slang
The Bank of Mum and Dad:
n. Money acquired from one's parents that doesn't have to be repaid... or the borrower doesn't intend to repay even if they are supposed to.
Said in a smug way by the people who use the 'bank', as they think they've got free money from their parents.
However, the parents know it exists and use the phrase in an annoyed kind of way... Like they know that the BoMaD exists and that it isn't right, but they can't do anything about it.
The BBC programme of the same name showed that the BoMaD can last well into a person's 40s, provided their parents are still alive.
Person 1: "Hey man, you coming out tonight??"
Person 2: "Hmm I dunno, I've no bus money or money for drinks or money for a brand new and expensive outfit or money to spend on other people or money to pay the strippers with or money to buy fat cigars or money to get a limo home with..."
Person 1: "Bank of mum and dad, man!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! You're on then!"
Mum and dad
MDMA Crystal. The substance that gets you High in E`s in it`s purest form. Often in bluey green crystals
This Mum N Dad is Mega.
You got your Mum N Dad comin out?
Mum and dad
When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling
I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents
Mum and dad
When two of your friends finally get together and they become the Mum and Dad of the group.
It usually means they are a very wholesome couple.
You and Becky are Mum and Dad!!!