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What is Leaf blower?
A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.
"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"
Leaf blower - video
Leaf blower - what is it?
When a person has to fart and they put there hand in a cup formation and point it towards the gentails. They then release there gas.
Dan laughed as performed a leaf blower on his balls.
What does "Leaf blower" mean?
When you take a hit from a bong, and then proceed to sucking a dick, all without blowing out the smoke.
Bro: shit got real last night, bro...
Bro2: yeah?
Bro: chyeahhh, this bitch was crazy and gave me a Leaf Blower o.0
Bro: *fist bump* NOICEEE
Leaf blower - what does it mean?
A hippie or vegan girl who gives head.
guy1: Hey, why are you going out with that hippie chick.
guy2: Because she's a leaf blower.
Leaf blower - meaning
If your name is Alif and you received fellatio, the girl or guy is known as a Leaf Blower.
Bob: How is it going with that girl?
Alif: Yea, she is a leaf blower.
Bob: Nice, dude.
Alif: Thanks bro.
Bob: Can I become one?
Alif: Maybe later tonight.
Leaf blower - definition
Something that blows leaves around and onto peoples lawns or other places.
Kolton used a leaf blower on his lawn.
Leaf blower - slang
Slang for Mexican - Derived from the fact that many Mexicans do yard work, including but not limited to using a leaf blower.
Shut up you Leaf Blower, go back to Mexico.
Leaf blower
Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
Leaf blower
The most annoying thing known to man.
I hate leaf blowers.
Leaf blower
A leaf blower is when a man blows onto a hairy vagina and the pubes sway back and forth like leaves.
Man 1: “ I️ didn’t wanna eat my girl out last night she was so hairy so I️ gave her a quick leaf blower”
Man 2: nice going