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What is relocate?

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

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Relocate - what is it?

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.

"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."

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What does "relocate" mean?

The process by which Overlords relocate underlings to differet locations in an organized fashion

The slave trade was a systematic relocation of the underlings

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Relocate - what does it mean?

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.

Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.

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Relocate - meaning

The act of moving an object or person from one location to another against their will.

H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.

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Relocate - definition

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move

"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"

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Relocate - slang

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

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Relocate

Your "relocation code" is the mysterious 4 numbers affixed by the USPS after the Zip Code of your mailing address. They are to be used for the forcible reconstruction of society into the New World Order according to the plans of the Shadow Government.

The Simpsons poked fun at the four additional digits of ZIP codes when Lisa asks what ZIP+4 codes are for, and is told that they are "citizen relocation codes".

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Relocate

words in a definition of a dictionary that you do not no the meaning of. Naturally resulting in a search for those words,or a relocation of a part in the dictionary.

Buddy: I was looking up the word 'Elaborate'. The definition was: Planned or executed with painstaking attention to numerous parts or details.
2. Intricate and rich in detail.' I found four relocators.

Guy: What were they?

Buddy: Numerous, Painstaking, Intricate, and with.

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Relocate

Stealing, but trying to avoid the negative connotations that come with that word.

There are certain ways to relocate the software you want.

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