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What is Lazy as fuck?
A good for nothing sloth ass mother fucker who looks like a wilderbeast and needs to go back to Alabama.
Look at that... That lazy fuck boy needs some milk.
Lazy as fuck - video
Lazy as fuck - what is it?
When you don't have the energy to put in an effort, but just want to get laid.
Bitch complaining: Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
Man thinking: I can fuck like a pornstar, but I just want a lazy fuck.
She didn't deserve more than a lazy fuck.
What does "Lazy as fuck" mean?
The act of falling asleep while she's on top.
Don't get mad at me, it's your fault that I'm such a lazy fuck.
Lazy as fuck - what does it mean?
A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job
or
someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
Lazy as fuck - meaning
Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"
Lazy as fuck - definition
When you are completely able to do everyday regular activities but you'd rather stay at home watching Netflix and eating half a box of cereal.
I was going to be social today but I'm too much of a lazy Fuck.
Lazy as fuck - slang
put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
see putrid monster in law umpa lumpa chicken pig
no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls
Lazy as fuck
A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Lazy as fuck
when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going
while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face
Lazy as fuck
That's you, you worthless bastard. A person who is so lazy he needs someone to send LMGTFY for LMGTFY.
You are lazy as fuck; you would die in starvation if food stops falling to your mouth.