What is Laptop?

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

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Laptop - video

Laptop - what is it?

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

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What does "Laptop" mean?

The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.

Dude I watched so much p0rn on my laptop it’s now crusty!!!

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Laptop - what does it mean?

A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so

Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck

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Laptop - meaning

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

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Laptop - definition

A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.

We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
Or
Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
Or
The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free

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