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What is Lando?
Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)
You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
I've been you, I know you, your façade is a scam
You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am
I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective: obscene
Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
STOP POSTING ABOUT LANDORUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT!!! MY FRIENDS ON T*KTOK SEND ME "DO YOU LIKE HOW I WALK?", ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING "DO YOU LIKE HOW I TALK?" I WAS IN A SERVER, RIGHT? AND AAAAAALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST LANDORUS STUFF! I--- I SHOWED MY LANDORUS UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND THE LOGO--- I FLIPPED IT, AND I SAID, "HEY BABE, DO YOU LIKE HOW MY FACE DISINTEGRATES INTO CHALK?" HAHA!!! FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH FLINCH, FLI-FLI-FLINCH! I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "I HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE" I LOOKED AT MY TEAMBUILDER, I THINK OF LANDORUS' POWERFUL JOB AND I GO "POWERFUL JOB? MORE LIKE SHE CRITICIZES ME FOR BEING EGOCENTRIC!" HA HA HA HA
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Lando - what is it?
Lando is the coolest person ever. Lando is just that guy and has many friends. Lando has max rizz and wears the most rizzaroli items. You’ll never meet another friend like Lando as he is very respectful. Lando is the friend who will always be by your side and never betray you (Unlike in Star Wars). Lando is a hero and will always help in anyway he can. Lando is the best.
Person 1: Brad is such a Lando.
Person 2: Yeah I can’t believe he save all those children from that burning building!
What does "Lando" mean?
"Pulling a lando": Becoming obsessive and yelling at your ex girlfriend that "I gave you this!" while violently pounding your chest
It's a Saturday night at your friend Natalie's house and you're really drunk. You see your ex girlfriend and she makes some sort of a snide comment. You proceed to scream and yell that you don't deserve this and that "I gave you this!" You have just pulled a lando.
Lando - what does it mean?
the blackest brother in Star Wars. He fought for both sides good and evil.
catch phrases include "how ya doin chewbacca?" and "woohoo!"
Lando is my hero, ya dig?
Lando - meaning
A traitorous person who has led the enemy you you.
(From Spaced Season 2, episode 2: Back)
You Lando
Lando - definition
A dumb bitch who can’t control his bowels.
God I can’t believe lando shit in a McDonald’s cup while in my car. It’s the second time his shit himself in my car.
Lando - slang
The coolest motherfuck in the galaxy, until 27 years later when the Star Wars DVD portrayed him as screaming like a little bitch.
Lando got shafted by George Lucas.
Lando
A cool dude That is loyal to any girl who doesn’t play them for some other nigga
Lando a loyal dude
Lando
n. Someone who is made to appear to be a traitor, bad friend or dick, due only to unfortunate circumstance.
Lando Calrissian is a character from the original Star Wars trilogy, who is given no choice but to betray the central characters.
Matt: Can you believe how much of a dick Randy has been tonight? He stole my beer and then cockblocked me. What a prick.
Trey: Nah, he's just a Lando. He saw Eric piss in that beer he gave you, but didn't want to start any shit. And then he stopped you from getting with Liane- don't you know she has herpes?
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Lando is an amazing person with great personality. He doesn't see it, but he lights up the world of everyone around him. Everyone says not to trust Lando. But Lando is the most trustworthy person you will meet. Lando has many friends but pays most attention to those closest to him. Lando is the friend everyone wishes they could have. Never argue with a lando for they have a reputation with winning. If you can avoid fighting with Lando, you can keep a good friend. Lando sticks to his word and you should believe him when he says he will be there for you. Always. You never want to lose a lando
Lando is The most amazing person