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What is Landan?
In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment
- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!
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Landan - what is it?
Someone who believes with all their heart that he's truly better than everyone at anything he does. The Truth is he sucks at absolutely everything he does.
Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
What does "Landan" mean?
Landan Slinker is a little (BIG) bitch who likes to eat all your food and tell dark jokes
Guy1”oh shit it’s that kid” guy2”oh fuck it’s landan Slinker shit run” popular bitch girl (Parker) “ OH FUCK A GINGER FUCK HES UGLY SKSKSK” guy 1”Parker’s a bitch” guy 2 “well so it Landan slinker
Landan - what does it mean?
this is a quy that any qurl would chase down and love to call him hers and he would always fiqht for his qurl rather it was between life or death ; and is very sweet yet sensitive and the hair color is usually a dark brown and he is TALL thin sexy quy .... and they are RARELY found unatractive and has very dreamy eyes ....
damn is that landan yours i would tap that any day <3
Landan - meaning
has a 9inch shlong
''I love landan he is so huge''
Landan - definition
A fucking horrible person who should go somewhere else apart from hear and is a horrible boyfriend which makes him a terrible person just in general. He doesn’t deserve a nice,pretty girl but he has one
OI LANDAN IS SUCH A DICK
Landan - slang
Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man"
person 1: Do you know Landan?
person 2: no. who's he?
person 1: well, "Landan is a really nice guy with green eyes and brown hair, he's pretty built. He ain't a simp, but females walk all over him. His cock isn't huge, its like 5 inches--but that doesn't stop him. He'll treat you like a queen, giving all the respect you want, but he won't pay for all your shit. You hit him, he'll hit back and say one of two things ("Equal rights equal fights" or "You wanna hit me like a man, then be ready to get hit like a man" "
person 2: damnnnnn, so he one of the greatest, sweetest, most caring dudes out there. I need someone like him....is he single?
person 1: idk go ask him
Landan
At first the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Nice, great smile, and overall adorable. You'll start as friends but soon Landan will start flirting with you. Asking about you to others, touching you, holding eye contact with you, and just laughs at everything you say. But once you confront him about these feelings and tell him that you feel the same he will reject you, but will then flirt with you even more than before. Leaving you to think your insane even though everyone else sees the same thing you do.
"I think he's flirting with you"
"Nah he's just being a Landan"
Landan
The way many people from London pronounce London.
Where are you from?
LANDAN!
Shouldn't that be London?
...kthnxbi.
Landan
He is so insanely good-looking and usually has dark brown hair, he gets a lot of girls, Landan’s are meant for Annie’s
Landan is super hot