What is Lamp?

A type of sarcasm used in any situation. Often said by teens to say that something didn’t happen or did happen by saying the opposite event and saying lamp after it.

You did dunk on tony... lamp
I just lost that fight... lamp

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Lamp - what is it?

Lamp is another term or codeword for "head", "dome", and "blowjob" only true lamp lovers use this term. The definition of this word originated in the moutains of stormville.

I LOVE getting lamp.
Dude she gives mad good lamp.
Paul F and Alix F love getting lamp from hoo bags.

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What does "Lamp" mean?

When someone turns you on but that's as for as it will go.

Jenn is such a lamp, I wish she didn't have a boyfriend.

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Lamp - what does it mean?

1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.

1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....

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Lamp - meaning

An object that oftentimes passes under people's notices. Usually used to describe an object with a light bulb, It can be used to describe an ex-boyfriend who is obscenely annoying and somewhat hated. Once you friend-zone a guy, he becomes a lamp in your mind. A somewhat useless object that can be turned on and sometimes off but is generally a hindrance to daily life. It is much easier to hit the light switch then to use a lamp. Although.... they are always there for backup.... Anyways... no one likes lamps. Except losers.

Girl1: Ugh lamps are so annoying :/

Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!

Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?

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