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What is Lambrini?
She’s the best girl in the world even if mostly very short. If you have one of them in your life make sure not to loose her. She is sweet and kind but it’s just because she’s kinda stupid and slow understanding. She has a big ass, but the boobs are kinda little. Don’t loose the chance to love a Lambrini.
Wait there’s a Lambrini.
Son, just don’t look at her, she’s just like a bad cold, after a week she leaves.
Lambrini - meme gif
Lambrini - video
Lambrini - what is it?
The modern Lambrini Girl; as ever she just wants to have fun, but she is also woke, a bit skittish at times, uses the word 'gal' and is equally happy to refer to a fellow female compadre with what could be seen as a masculine term, such as mate, bro or fam.
She is also charitable, likes animals and has a penchant for outdoor adventure.
She's so fun, definitely one of the modern Lambrini girls!
What does "Lambrini" mean?
A tradition dating back to the 1st of October 2019. Participants tape a 1.5L bottle of lambrini to each hand and must finish them within the 3 hour time limit before going out.
Those who fail face a fine usually in the form of an eyebrow slit.
Hey Brian, you up for lambrini Tuesday before we go out tonight?
Lambrini - what does it mean?
Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!
"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"
Lambrini - meaning
The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.
"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"
Lambrini - definition
A naked Lambrini is where a team of people are on a long journey and in order to make the journey shorter and have fun they will all buy 3+ bottles of 1.5 Litre bottles of Lambrini and take all their clothes off and no one can put their clothes back on until all the Lambrini is completely finished.
Person 1: hey mate wanna do naked Lambrini
Person 2: okay but we mustn’t tell anyone who wasn’t part of the game
Person 1: deal
Lambrini - slang
an alcoholis beverage which is cheap but good =
mostly consumed by lightweights.
Kirsty: Melissa are you drunk
Melissa: Yes iv had 2 glasses of lambrini
Lambrini
lambrini is a cheap wine that chavs and chavettes hang around outside hop doorways for us innocent victims er i mean shoppers to go in and buy it for them lambrella is 99p a litre nad lambrini is £1.49 a litre it tastes like cat piss and is no nicer when you throw it back up.
"ger us a ltr of me missies fave innit!"
female: "i it is like then we can av fun innit jezza."
Lambrini
Lambrini is cheapo wine that is around 7% and its only about £2.00 Mainly drunk by chavs because they cant afford any decent sort of bevarage.
wow you have 12 bottles of wine how much did that cost?
'£24 bargain and its well nice! its lambrini'
Lambrini
An Alcoholic (7%abv) Pear Cider (or Perry) mostly drunk by females who claim to be classy, however after a bottle, they will be humping anything with a pulse or evacuating all their bodily fluids outside the nightclub/bar that they were at.
The Drink's moto is "Lambrini Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" this usually leading to previous mentioned scenarios.
Watch MTV's (uk) The Valleys for a full visual look of The Lambrini Girl type
Michelle: Jen you are drunk and you just gave that absolute munter your number.
Jen: Yeah well Lambrini Girls just wanna have fun. *Proceeds to Whitey *