What is LBJ?

She is such a whore! She needs to pray to LBJ.

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LBJ - what is it?

While fornicating, pull out and ejaculate into your hands and do the pre-game star-dust clap LeBron James does before Cavaliers games, sending your lil white stuff everywhere.

I pulled out and LBJ-ed all over her room.

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What does "LBJ" mean?

verb

to hit a mate across the face with one's fallice, especially an asian mate, much in the fashion of presidnet LBJ comparing his own fallice to Ho Chi Minh's.

dude did you LBJ that shit?

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LBJ - what does it mean?

The greatest mixed drink known to mankind. It's the "Lebron James" of mixed drinks. It consists of 1-2 shots of captain morgan spiced rum with about 10 ounces of cream soda. Usually served over ice.

Bro I got so drunk after that third LBJ you made for me

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LBJ - meaning

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

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LBJ - definition

The one part on 1st gen Tacos that is apt to fail before frame rots in two.

Man, I almost died when that lbj popped going down 25E. My Taco did the rim slide.

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LBJ - slang

Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.

Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.

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LBJ

"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.

Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."

Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"

Female: "Allllright."

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LBJ

Lyndon B. Johnson (acronym)

LBJ was the thirty-sixth President of the United States (1963–1969).

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LBJ

LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)

Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".

My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"

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