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What is Kristopher?

Funny, idiotic, somehow talented at instruments, and probably in love with you. Great friend to add to your list. His humour is dog water though.

Person 1: What is he doing...?
Person 2: I don't know, Kristopher is just- Uh... Should we call the mental ward or-
Person 1: No, no, it's entertaining-

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Kristopher - what is it?

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

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What does "Kristopher" mean?

An ugli who runs weird.

Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin

Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep

Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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Kristopher - what does it mean?

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.

"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!

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Kristopher - meaning

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"

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Kristopher - definition

The best person in the whole world! Even better than Dominic!

His name is kristopher.

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Kristopher - slang

The type of guy you met one night and never forget. One who is willing to stay up until 2 in the morning with you by his side. The kind of man who you fall for, despite his flaws. Thinkin' to yourself how damn fine that stud is. He's athletic and charming but not into commitment. Leaving you dreaming, if only...

You see those guys playing ping pong... Kristopher is totally gonna win.

Whose that playing piano? Kristopher duh... he's the best at practically everything.

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Kristopher

The most breathtakingly handsome, amazing and perfect boyfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. His light brown eyes fill your heart with warmth. his smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from his lips. He makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. he's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. He can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for him to hold. He calms you with his gentle touch and his incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave his amazing embrace.

Each moment away is like holding my breath... i can't wait to be hugged by Kristopher. I can't wait to see him...

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Kristopher

The best boyfriend ever, who always makes peope smile. Sometimes makes fun of his girlfriend, but she hopes he doesn't mean it. The sweetest boy ever. Pretty darn cute, and knows exactly how to make a bad day good again.

You're so lucky to be dating a Kristopher.

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Kristopher

the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.

girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher

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