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What is Kool Aid Man?
A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook
Kool Aid Man - video
Kool Aid Man - what is it?
A jug of Kool-Aid drink who thinks he is cool, and randomly busts into peoples houses/workplaces greeting them with a friendly "Oh Yeah!"
Judge: Peter Griffen, I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
What does "Kool Aid Man" mean?
a glass of juice who thinks it is ok to just bust into people's homes while they are minding their own business
the bitch just busted through my wall and yelled oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kool Aid Man - what does it mean?
A verb meaning the act or process of entering a room by throwing yourself through a door with force similar to the force used by the Kool Aid Man in Kool-Aid commercials. The Kool Aid Man typically busted through doors or walls and said "Ohh yeah", but when Kool-Aid-Manning in through a door you've the option of also saying "What the fuck are you kids drinking?"
Mystery Person #1: Dude, Nathan was in bed and his door was closed, so I kool-aid-manned it through and now his door is torn up. He's pretty pissed.
Mystery Person #2: Yeah, he's got $3,000. He can fix it.
Kool Aid Man - meaning
verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"
"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."
Kool Aid Man - definition
A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
Kool Aid Man - slang
Having sex with a woman on her period while her tampon is still inside her.
I gave this chick the Kool Aid Man the other night. She kept saying "oh no, oh no, oh no," but when I finally busted through that tampon I was like "Oh Yeah!"
Kool Aid Man
Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Kool Aid Man
Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.
Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones
Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!
Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious
Kai: I am the kool aid man
Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.
Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up
Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.
Winter: *Gives stank eye*
Kool Aid Man
A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!