Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Knitter?

when one or more individuals partake in a knitting marathon lasting from dusk until dawn.

erfan- "what did you guys do last weekend?"
Madison- "we pulled two straight all-knitters bro"

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Knitter - video


Knitter - what is it?

A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.

The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.

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What does "Knitter" mean?

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.

That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.

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Knitter - what does it mean?

A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.

Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters.

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Knitter - meaning

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.

My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!

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Knitter - definition

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

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Knitter - slang

Semi-veiled word for nigger.

Did you see all those knitters looting in New Orleans?

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Knitter

A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.

The Knitter strikes again!!

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Knitter

a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine

He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.

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Knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

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