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What is Khan Academy?
Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.
There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy
Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request
Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
Khan Academy - video
Khan Academy - what is it?
A website that teachers make you do math work on. It requires you to get a 10 problems in a row in order to pass.
Khan Academy is gay as fuck
What does "Khan Academy" mean?
The religion of Khan Academy, is a small-but-growing religious group based in Nashville, Tennessee. The followers of the religion worship Charles Jenkins, an American Gospel singer based in Chicago, Illinois. They believe in the beauty of the art of sexual activity. All members of Khan Academy complete the pilgrimage to Bitch Mountain in Lewis, New York. The leader of the religion, Father Silas, founded the religion in 2022 and it has grown to one of the fastest growing religions in Nashville. The religion has strong ties to Christianity, but Father Silas states "We simply are our own religion. We value a persons' spirituality more than anything. The persons mental health and healing is most important. Then religion and worship for the nostalgia of a past chapter of life."
Khan Academy is both a well-known education platform and a new-found religion.
Khan Academy - what does it mean?
A website for people to attempt to learn things like math. The math videos however, take 10 minutes extra to explain, are very long winded, and have a bunch of excessive information. The narrator constantly changes the color of his writing for absolutely no reason and likes to repeat words.
Friend: hey. Can u hang out?
Me: no, I have to do khan academy 🙄
Khan Academy - meaning
Khan Academy is a very dumb but learning sites for children. One thing Middle Schoolers hate about Khan Academy is that dudes voice. That thing is so fricking annoying!
Teacher- Now Khan Academy is for homework.
Student- OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I hate that mans stupid voice!
Khan Academy - definition
Guy 1: Did you do that Khan Academy assignment??
Guy 2: Yeah, it was hell.
Khan Academy - slang
Dunno what everyone else here is on about. Khan Academy is a cool dude who makes useful math videos and probably does a better job at explaining stuff than your boring high school math teacher. Otherwise, why would you be watching him?
It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.
P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.
People in 2014: Woooo thanks Khan Academy, you made me pass my AP calculus test!
People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!
Me: lol
Khan Academy
Khan Academy a kinda useful website where all the explanation videos were created by the same person, who takes wayyyy to long to explain shit. You have to get all the questions right in a row or else you get no credit for all the work u did. It’s also the website my dumbass teacher uses to assign all my Alg2 hw.
Fuck I just got my last khan Academy question wrong, guess I gotta get 10 questions RIGHT in a row again.
Khan Academy
A website/youtube channel that helps people learn/understand all kinds of things, ranging from math to history. Unfortunately the videos (I'm talking specifically about the math videos) tend to be long winded and the narrator takes 10 minutes to explain the simplest of concepts, really he comes across as some asshole who loves hearing his own voice
I have a final exam tomorrow, and I'm trying to watch a khan academy video to help me review but he just keeps yapping and won't get to the fucking point already
Khan Academy
A free online learning platform that magically instills you with concepts and knowledge in a matter of seconds from the comfort of your own room as opposed to a matter of semesters in a stinky classroom. Often chastised by teachers and professors for an alleged lack of interaction when in fact their actual contempt arises from Khan Academy's remarkable ability to underscore their incompetency.
Argh, I don't understand my calculus homework and I'm failing the class, argh.
*visits Khan Academy, watches 3 minute tutorial on indefinite integration*
*now an expert on indefinite integration, now has A+ in the class*