Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Kfed?

An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, running to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.

OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.

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Kfed - what is it?

Okay, that person is a fed.

Similar to terms like orly, yarly, srsly, etc.

how does a botnet work btw lol?
kfed.

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What does "Kfed" mean?

An almost attractive portland fakenger in his mid-twenties whose strengths are: rapidly climbing chain-link fences, sprinting to catch tri-met buses while running the gauntlet of SW 3rd and Pine, lying, spreading genital warts to underage girls and stealing wheels or other components from bikes parked in otherwise safe locations.

OMG. This ingrown hair is starting to look like a head of gmo cauliflower. My highschool nurse says unprotected sex is to blame but I've only slept with Kfed. I knew I shouldn't have trusted him when he said that he's allergic to latex.

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Kfed - what does it mean?

Someone who ingests a large amount of ketamine is referred to as 'kfed'. also; Britney Spears' husband.

Sup with Kris? Oh that nigga straight kfed dogg!!!!

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Kfed - meaning

kfed- when anyone messes up really baddly in their career

omg!! george bush realy pulled a kfed when he raised taxes

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Kfed - definition

a sorry ass rapper, a wanna be rapper

That fool raps like kfed.

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Kfed - slang

Kevin Federline. Britney Spears's white trash husband.

Look at KFed in the tabloids this week. Ew.

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Kfed

1 To be a jobless bum and to marry a rich girl.
2 Male gold-digger. Holy grail to bums.

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Man1: Should I marry her?
Man2: Yeah man, she's rich. You should totally kfed it.

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That guy is such a kfed.

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Kfed

1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.

Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."

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Kfed

A cocktail composed of Red Bull, Vodka (preferably cheap), and Cranberry Juice.

Yo, bar ho, hook me up with two kfeds and a white wine spritzer, dawg!

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