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What is Keto?When someone isnβt even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesnβt let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is. He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten. Keto - meme gifKeto - videoKeto - what is it?A vagina that is rank, ripe, in odor and smells and tastes foul. Her keto cootch turned me off! What does "Keto" mean?The name of keto diet that is even less restrictive than dirty keto. 1.) Kim went slutty keto and still lost 50 pounds in a year. Keto - what does it mean?The result of 48 hours or more on the keto diet will produce loose bowel movements masquerading as farts. The result being an obnoxious smell and destroyed underwear. Aaliyah: I farted in the car last night and shit my pants. Keto - meaningA term that is defined as the maloderous aroma eminating from the groin of an individual who participates in the keto diet. Damn, somebody better tell Jenna to eat a cookie or something. That bitch has keto crotch hard. Keto - definitionA phrase used to disclaim following a ketogenic diet after blatantly planning and eating ketogenic, low-carb meals. The phrase is often used by so-called "keto-snobs" who feel the diet is a fad despite its proven health benefits, but follow the principles of the diet closely. I've done a meal planner for this week. It's low-carb stuff like shakes, chilli con carne with cauliflower rice and sugar-free jelly crystals mixed with double cream. No keto. Keto - slangSomeone who eats Doritos whilst masturbating profusely thus leading to an orange hand. That dude must have had a bit of a ketos session last night. Hes more orange than morph. Ketolow-carb diet for which people eat 20 (net) grams or less of carbohydrates daily I started on keto in January and have already lost 30 pounds!!! KetoKeto is an Old Gaelic term for pegging or βone who gets ass fucked by the Chief/Elderβ Does kiki really Keto her followers? KetoPronounced like the word βkeyβ and the word βtoeβ β Kee-tΕ Keto Kevin: I am Keto-Kevin the Ketomite from Ketofalls, CA but I now live in Ketoville USA. I used to be an obese, diabetic having a seizure a day. But then I adopted a Kaleo diet-Ketogenic diet and the constant Ketosis has made me a healthy & convulsion-free bodybuilder with 8% body fat. My likes are working out, ketofucking my girlfriend ketorria, water, avocados, and steak. My dislikes are flour, ketards, keto flu, keto crotch, the keto farts, keto snobs, people claim keto buyer follow the cheato diet, the ketotic shits, ketomites who do dirty keto or lazy keto, and keto cops. |
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