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What is Kemper?
When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.
Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.
Him: Can I have one too?
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Kemper - what is it?
a ruthless killer who killed his mother, grandparents and countless women during the 1970s. he was known as the coed killer and he dismembered his victims and made the head perform fellatio on him. He is known for his gigantic figure at 6'9 and having an IQ of 145
he turned himself in at the thought of being caught by police.
edmund kemper was one mad man, he fucking made his mothers dismembered head perform fellatio on him
What does "Kemper" mean?
Very pretty actress, writer and comedian. She has a very soft smooth voice. Plays Erin in the office.
Ellie Kemper is a great person.
Kemper - what does it mean?
increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others
All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.
Kemper - meaning
Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen
I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!
Kemper - definition
A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.
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Kemper - slang
Kemper is a very pretty, nice, funny, and athletic girl. She is timid around large groups, but once you get her out of her shell she is a wild one. In a relationship she will be trustworthy and loyal to any person. She does not give up easily and is a badass woman who does not care about other individuals. She herself is independent and will love anyone for who they are but is not afraid to share her opinion.
Person: “oh my god, who was that!”
Person: “oh her that was kemper, she is awesome”
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Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.
Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.
Kemper
A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.
I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.
Kemper
A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.
Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.