|
|||||
What is Kart?Another name for the blisters and general soreness felt in your thumb after playing Mario Kart 64 for too long. Caused by constant grinding of the thumb against the N64's rough control sick during sharp turns. Dude, I can't play this play this anymore. I'm getting kart thumb. Kart - meme gifKart - videoKart - what is it?A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy. Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game." What does "Kart" mean?my name is dust kart Kart - what does it mean?a game that will leave you with one friend less Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH Kart - meaningA 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi." Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects? Kart - definitionTo be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you. "I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could" Kart - slangA videogame created by Nintendo to realistically simulate what driving is like in Italy. Italian Driver: "It's a-like Mario Kart onna these streets!" KartBeing in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place Player 1: I'm about to win! KartKarting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS. Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces. Kartv. - when lips are locked in passion and the anus loosens to release a puff of air What was that Daniel? |
|||||
www.Definder.net Powered by Urban Dictionary |