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What is Kalen?
When you sneeze after eating some nasty ass cafeteria pizza and the projectile of snot that comes out of your nose literally covers your Michael Jordan t-shirt sleeve in nose shit and everyone leaves the table. And then this stupid ass arab doesn't get that someones shirt just got 9/11'd on with boogies.
Dude, holy shit! John just kalen'd!
Kalen - meme gif
Kalen - video
Kalen - what is it?
Kalens are very extraordinary and one of a kind. They are usually very fruity and like to mess around. They often resemble some type of animals, such as turtles. The tolerance for gays are usually as small as his dick, but don't let them trick you as they are hiding something about their sexuality from you ;). They usually like to change their hairstyle often and are very quirky.
Frank: Damn who was that guy you were talking to?
Lisa: Some guy called Kalen, he's very quirky.
Frank: I want to be like a Kalen!
What does "Kalen" mean?
kalen is cool
Kalen - what does it mean?
Kalen is a jiggapuff dead ass she the biggest but crack and eyes ever and she will remind you of Pokémon creature “jiggapuff” her diet consist of water and Thai food.
Wow that’s a Kalen
Kalen - meaning
means "beloved". Has the same meaning as David from a Biblical standpoint. Usually a girls name, but can also be a boys name with a variation of spelling.
Kalen is a beautiful girl.
Kalon is a handsome boy.
Kalen - definition
Kalen is perfect
Kalen - slang
Kalen - one of the sexiest girls out there. The sexiness of a Kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. Kalen's tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. A true Kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. Many men want a Kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. Kalen's tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.In bed, Kalen's are fantastic and passionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. Other girls are intimated by Kalen's as well they should be.
Man, I'm so in love with Kalen, but she's with someone else.
Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
Kalen
the monster under your bed
oh my God look out for that Kalen!!!!!
Kalen
Most beautiful man ever. He is the official Jewish Pope and the best Jewish person to exist, and he's such a little goof ball!
"is that the Jewish Pope?"
"yes, thats Kalen the Jewish Pope"
Kalen
The strong silent type. He is quiet, shy and sometimes bashful around others. He is cute, sensitive and emotional when compared to other men. However, he is also has great physical strength even though he may be small in stature. Kalen has few physical fears. He is often the first to attempt something completely new or try to do what others have failed at before. Kalen is very artistic, even at a young age. He finds beauty in nature, enjoys being outdoors and loves animals.
1) Did you see Kalen's newest oil painting? Its wonderful.
2) Kalen could crawl months before his peers.