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What is KISS?
KISS is the fuckin hottest band in the world!!!! All you haters out there can KISS my ass i hate you all you guys suck! KISS is not gay and they're not fuckin drag queens! They don't fuckin care what you fuckin think! They just like to fuckin rock n roll so shut the fuckin fuck up!!!!!!!!!! Thank you.
ps theyre all married to ladies anyway, except gene simmons, but he still has a partner who is a woman and they have two kids. gene simmons and paul stanley's favorite things are pretty much ladies.
you wanted the best! you got the best! the hottest band is the world... KISS!!!
- Jeff Kitts
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KISS - video
KISS - what is it?
a never-explained action
how does smooshing your lips together and tasting each other's last meal qualify as romantic?
Me:"Kissing is weird"
General public: "amen"
What does "KISS" mean?
An amazing band, with hitz like "hard luck woman" and a song i love... "forever"
KISS kicks serious ass!
KISS - what does it mean?
One of the most terrible bands to ever walk the face of this earth. Somehow, they are "worshipped" by millions. They are not that great, and I would rather be "Hit" in the face than listen to one of their so-called "hits".
Gene Simmons of KISS is one ugly bastard with a 7-foot tongue.
KISS - meaning
Keep It Simple, Stupid
What you say when you are in a mediocre restaurant, and the person you are with wants to order something very complicated. The theory is that while the restaurant probably does pretty well with simple things, if you try to go beyond their range (even if the entree is on the menu, and looks appealing), you will realize that you're not at the Ritz-- you're at the 99.
person1: So, what are you going to order?
person2: I think I'll have the penne pasta with the white wine sauce, roasted cherry tomatos, asparagus, and broccoli. And for dessert, creme brulee. That sounds good, doesn't it? What are you having?
person1: A burger with fries. KISS.
KISS - definition
Only the greatest fucking rock n roll band on the planet, they had the best rock n roll shows known to man including fire breathing drinking blood smoke bombs pyros and guitar smashing,dome people think that the name stands for knights in satans service and those people are fucking stupid.
you wanted the best and you got it the hottest band in the world KISS
KISS - slang
The greatest band ever to walk the earth. Known for makeup, pyrotechnics and kickass rock n roll. Pretty influential too, without KISS there would have been no Motley Crue, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Poison (although no Poison may not be a bad thing), Bon Jovi or Skid Row. Very few bands get even close to the level of awesomeness enjoyed by the guys in KISS...Aerosmith and Guns N Roses are pretty great too. Dislike of the music of KISS is generally associated with homosexuality in men. Original (and arguably best) incarnation of the band was Peter Criss (drums), Ace Frehley (lead guitar), Gene Simmons (bass), Paul Stanley (rhythm guitar). All of them sang, and pretty well too.
If you dislike KISS, you may be gagging on penis right now.
KISS
a 70's rock band. they got big in 76. the original line up was Peter Criss(drums) Paul Stanley(rhythm guitar) Gene Simmons(bass) and Ace Frehley(lead guitar). they wore tight leather outfits, usually with rinestone-like things on it with 7 inch heels. they each donned a personality they showed through their face paint. Peter was the Catman, Paul was the Starchild, Gene was the Demon, and Ace was the Space Ace. they had a few cds that didnt make it big. KISS was known for its live show. the explosions, fire breathing and such. it wasnt until they released KISS Alive, a live cd, that they made it big. there was a cornicopia of merchandise from KISS lunchboxes, action figures, magazines, condoms, to the most recent KISS-opoly(a KISS monopoly). It may seem they were having a good time, but nothing good ever lasts. in the late 70's Early 80's, Peter Criss was increasingly unhappy with the way KISS was going. he left the band and was replaced with Eric Carr who was The Fox, a closeness to the Catman.Carr would die of cancer later. after Peter left, so did Ace. he was replaced with Vinnie Vincent, who was the Warrior, with an Ankh on his face. after the short lived new line up, KISS needed something new to boost the new changes. they went unmasked. without makeup, they went on to make many albums (in my opinion not as good as the ones in the 70's). when Carr died, he was replaced with Eric Singer. Vinnie left, replaced by Mark St.John. after Mark left, he was replaced by Bruce Kulick. after all the ups and downs, the original line up came back for a reunion tour. after KISS got into the swing of touring, Ace was working on a solo albumn and decided that he couldnt just leave it for KISS. Ace was then replaced by Tommy Thayer. they did a tour with Aerosmith and Peter decided to leave once more. he was replaced again by Eric Singer. that is the latest linup, Paul, Gene, Tommy, and Eric.
in my opinion, they are the best band in the world. they got a lot of shit for wearing what they did, but made music better than anything out today. the original line up is the best. its a shame we will not see it again. they are best known for their song "rock and roll all nite" but have many great songs that only true fans know of. if you dont know who they are, pick up KISS Double Platinum, and KISS Destroyer (destroyer is the best albumn they made) and take a listen. you wanted the best, you got the best, the hottest band in the world, KISS!!!
KISS
A band from the 70's sporting cabucki theater make up and black leather costumes.They play awesome rock and roll an have survived line up changes and death of a member. the name stands for nothing other than kiss by the way
Wow no one likes KISS like me.
KISS
Acronym for Keep It Simple, Stupid