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What is KIDZ BOP?
n. a horribly produced CD made to give the children of today a censored verson of all the top hits-- with different singers. I believe most of the singers were picked up off the street somewhere, because none of their voices belong on a CD. Period. See cruel and unusual punishment
"Mommy, mommy, Joey said that my Kidz Bop Tape bleeps out the word f*ck in that Puddle of Mudd song!"
KIDZ BOP - video
KIDZ BOP - what is it?
Kidz Bop.
1. A series of CD's, now on their 18th CD, featuring children attempting to sing the recent pop hits. A soccermom may buy this for her first-grade children to listen to in the van on the way to soccer practice. Most of these "rising stars" (aka Kidz Bop children) were found at Chuck E Cheese, putt-putt golf, the movie theater watching a G-rated movie, or sometimes a lemonade stand in the Midwest. These "rising stars" are fired once a) they begin to go through puberty, b) they go to 4th grade, and c) they begin to listen to decent music instead of Hannah Montana. The voices of these "rising stars" are too high, and often dripping with faux emotion.
2. Someone stuck in the 2nd grade who thinks that Kidz Bop is cool and is all around childish.
1. "Dude, do you have that new Kidz Bop CD?"
"No, Dude, I don't listen to that shit."
2. "Have you even met her? She's such a Kidz Bop."
"She threw a fit because there weren't any red crayons... She's so Kidz Bop."
What does "KIDZ BOP" mean?
One of the harsher punishments in Hell. A really crappy CD sung/made by a bunch of bratty kids with annoying, high-pitched voices who can't sing for crap. They take most of the good songs and turn them into a version of lameness. Seriously, listen to their version of Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway". It made my ears want to bleed.
Kidz Bop really, really sucks. They shouldn't even make another CD.
KIDZ BOP - what does it mean?
a group of kids derived from disney channel that turn mainstream hits, that are already overplayed, into the total failures. their high pitched voices together sound like a damned creature deep down in the pits hell. we keep listening to music with more cursing and shit like that but they just manage to cover it up with more giggling and add it to their cd.
*friend turns on radion*
friend~ hey move along's on by all american rejects
me~ kidz bop already sang it and ruined it, that song is a total failure now
*changes channel*
friend~hey its bad romance from lady gaga
me~ they sang that too, what while thay ruin next!!!
friend~ hey its wake me up when september ends by greenday
-.-
KIDZ BOP - meaning
The end of music, or at least good music, as we know it. This is the franchise of CD's with hit songs that are horribly remade by children and others. It is an insult to the artists who make the original songs that are remade by these people. These remade songs are despicably horrid and sound so bad that they make people literally want to destroy something. One can not stand a Kidz Bop song.
Not ANOTHER kidz bop commercial!?!? CHANGE THE CHANNEL, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KIDZ BOP - definition
The soccer mom's attempt to make most of today's music suitable for young children. This leads to butchering good songs or making crappy ones even worse. These travesties of music are commonly advertised on Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon and are sold on CDs and tapes to unwitting customers.
No one really likes kidz bop; they just pretend to so the producers won't kill them and feed them to their pot-bellied pigs.
KIDZ BOP - slang
Kidz Bop
noun
A horrible CD filled with overplayed songs sung by children who are all on ritalin. Their "videos" consist of them running around laughing and dancing, while singing. In short, a pedophile's wet dream.
What most of the people who buy kidz bop don't realize is that these songs are so overplayed that anyone could hear them on the radio, sung by the original singers, for free. Stop giving these people money.
KIDZ BOP
; Music that is played 1mill times on the radio even tho the song is trash ,so it get stuck in ya head.
Music that is sung by auto tune but cannot be sung live ,song also doesnt contain substance not to be confused by Kanye West voice affect but nonsense of Young Thug,Future,Lil Uzi
70% Of Auto tune - Sing Style is 🚫
KIDZ BOP the other 30% is people who use it correctly and are talented
Very small percentage..
Major Labels push 🚫🚫Kidz Bop🚫🚫..Its there main profit, most of the time Kid Bopperz want to be famous giving all rights to the label ,long as they on tv got ice cars on radio etc they dont care til the label move on and they checking they acct and its in the negatives trying to buy back
When used in a sentence ; Did you hear that new Drake?
No sorry i dont listen to Kidz Bop no offense but im a grown man
KIDZ BOP
Music that is played 1mill times on the radio even tho the song is trash ,so it get stuck in ya head.
Music that is sung by auto tune but cannot be sung live ,song also doesnt contain substance not to be confused by Kanye West voice affect but nonsense of Young Thug,Future,Lil Uzi
70% Of Auto tune - Sing Style is 🚫
KIDZ BOP the other 30% is people who use it correctly and are talented
Very small percentage..
Major Labels push 🚫🚫Kidz Bop🚫🚫..Its there main profit, most of the time Kid Bopperz want to be famous giving all rights to the label ,long as they on tv got ice cars on radio etc they dont care til the label move on and they checking they acct and its in the negatives trying to buy back they publishing etc.ask Meek Mill
Did you hear that new Drake?
No sorry i dont listen to Kidz Bop no offense but im a grown man
KIDZ BOP
A white supremacists group infecting the minds of children.
Fuck those Kidz bop kids