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What is July 5th?
The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated
Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch
July 5th - video
July 5th - what is it?
National go down on your gf day. If you have a significant other today is the day to make it all about her and show her how much she means to you. Just take her and go down on her like never before.
Go down on that girl 💕JULY 5th
What does "July 5th" mean?
July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.
Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!
July 5th - what does it mean?
Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.
Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th
July 5th - meaning
Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
July 5th - definition
Being born on the 5th of july means you are most likely tall, a cancer, and will probably be disciplined and strong minded.
It pretty much means that if you set a goal for yourself you will eventually accomplish it, EVENTUALLY, it might take you a year, even two or three. Although in the end you will be disciplined enough to achieve your goal no matter how hard it is.
Joe: When's your birthday lad?
Jack: July 5th
Joe: ah thats amazin, great day really.
Jack: thanks mate.
July 5th - slang
It's July 5th! Time to celebrate national Chas day!
July 5th
July 5th is Pakistani Daughter Independence Day.
On this day, Pakistani Daughters are free to makeout with any white guy they choose.
They are free from any repercussion that may arise from their fathers.
It has been kept secret by Pakistani fathers for hundreds of years. Instead of mistletoe, the Pakistani daughters hang bowls of Buttered Chicken from the ceiling, and any white guy that happens to stand other the Buttered Chicken gets to makeout with the Pakistani Daughter.
Dude, I just stood under the Buttered Chicken mistletoe and madeout with that hot Pakistani chick over there...amazing! July 5th is better than Christmas!
July 5th
A day that is unjustly hated by urbandictionary because it was not granted a word of the day.
What did July 5th ever do to urbandictionary? :(
July 5th
You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th