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What is Juggalo?
The product of our highly modernizing world's effect on the ignorant, low, human. They represent regression in almost every sense. They paint their faces, are aggressive, travel in packs, abide (supposedly) by a simplistic code of rules, and tell all those non-juggaloes that juggalos live a happier and freer life.
Comparable to a cult, Juggaloism began most likely by a whigger who was tired of trying to fit in, so he created his own clique with his other whigger friends. This spread from town to town, from whigger to whigger, eventually creating a cult that compares in size to even Scientology.
Eventually they began to start musical groups (bands by no means) in which they would express their whigger desires by rapping poorly to simplistic beats.
*note that in these groups, they still wear their face paint, and typically rap about how "insane" and "individual" they are, when they are obviously just idiots who are slaves to society.
For anyone who has read Lord of the Flies, their culture can easily be compared to the society Jack creates; irrational, barbaric, and short.
Look over there, a pack of Juggalos.
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Juggalo - what is it?
A group of horribly misguided whiggers who worship Psychopathic records and the originators of this putrid label- The Insane Clown Posse (also known as the "Insane Clown Pussies" or simply as "the fags"). Members often claim to be misunderstood and through this misunderstanding find reconciliation and commonality in the "Dark carnival." This carnival is a theme often used on Insane Clown Posse's records. In truth however, the main attraction for Juggalos is the disasterously awful and depraved music itself, which consists mainly of songs featuring such uplifting and profound subjects as: decapitation, stabbing, beating and of course killing. Traditions within this sect include: the dawning of evil clown makeup, spraying bottles of soda pop called "Faygo," on other members, styling their hair in a manner best suited for circus chimps, attacking smaller or unarmed people with hatchets and knives, eating human fecal matter, shouting whoop whoop as a bozo rallying cry. Directionless, often drug addicted, many Juggalos experience a shift in priority as they reach an older age. This is most often triggered by a realization that they have spent a great deal of time and effort supporting the lowest dreggs of society and in doing so becoming not renegades, but in fact the systems version of a virtual jail house sissy.
A man beat up his son for calling himself a Juggalo as the people rightly applauded and smiled with satisfaction at the sight of such a worthy and justified meltdown/rampage.
What does "Juggalo" mean?
An overlydependent fuckhead that worships a band that tells them to fuck farm animals.
Holy shit look at that nasty ass Juggalo.
Juggalo - what does it mean?
An outcast who has finally found a family. Don't bother asking a Juggalo what a Juggalo is. There are too many who call this group a home. We are a conglomeration of people who have found a home in each other's differences when we thought there was no home for us. We do not glorify or worship ICP or Psycopathic Record's affiliates. We enjoy the sounds they produce through their choice of instruments. They sing about the death and hatcheting of child molesters and rapists among many, many other things including sex, drugs, and love with a very white trash ghetto bent. Also, just like any other group of people, we have plenty of morons, asswipes, and posers among us. Please forgive our scum, as we forgive your scum.
Please actually pay attention to the words in the songs and listen to more than one song before you judge juggalos.
Juggalo - meaning
Ignorance at it's best.
Juggalos are mindless drones who claim to be original, yet blindly follow the words of other idiots, i.e. ICP. They are uneducated(most) and unable to finish a complete sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. They say they are a family, but get into a fight with one and the others run away.
Juggalos were originally the name given to fans of ICP, however, they are now just another cult plaguing our society with their ignorance and insane train of thought.
They are also ruining the image of Heath Ledger.
I politely asked a juggalo to lower the volume of their music on the bus, and instead of being kind and considerate of the other passengers on the ride, the juggalo began swearing up and down. He stated that I was "hatin' on ICP", and that I was a "fuckin' whore who needed to keep her goddamn mouth shut". That was the first day I punched another person.
Juggalo - definition
An individual that listens to the Horrorcore/Rap/Rock Group the Insane Clown Posse. Widely known as the most hated band in the world, the two young rappers from Detroit, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope often sing about murder and their psychopathic family. Other Juggalo musicians include Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Blaze, Zatan, Zug Island, and Tech N9ne. Eminem's song "Marshal Mathers" makes fun of Juggalos While ICP's song "Slim Anus" Makes fun of Eminem and Dr. Dre. While much of the hate towards ICP is from Eminem's lyrics and their ongoing fued, They have recently settled it over bowling. Typical Juggalos wear Hatchet gear, displaying a red silhouette of a man with dreadlocks running with a hatchet in front of him. These are usually on necklaces or shirts. They are known to drink Faygo soda and refer to themselves as one big family. They are extremely close and make it clear in their lyrics that they are willing to stand up for their family no matter what.
Do you see that guy's hatchet man? He's a Juggalo dude.
Juggalo - slang
A fan of the music artists ICP or another artist from Psychopathic Records. They like Faygo, meet at Juggalo gatherings, and consider their fellow Juggalos as family. The female term for a Juggalo is a Juggalette. There are two different types of Juggalos: Non-Violent and Violent Juggalos.
"You like Faygo? You're such a Juggalo."
Juggalo
Fan Base that blindly follows Psychopathic Records. But also a loyal fan base that has turned into a family. Juggalo's are known world wide for their crazy/sometimes dangerous antics, face painting, and Faygo throwing. If it wasn't for Violent J (1 half of the Insane Clown Posse) having a dream of a dark carnival when he was a teen, Juggalos would never exist.
Juggalo's are a number of things, Uneducated, Scrubby, And sometimes just a down right P.O.S. But that only lables 1% of the family.
Notable Juggalo's: Coolio, Kane Hodder, Dr.Phil, Ron Jeremy, Mike Busey, and many many more. (Oh did you read Dr.Phil's name? GO watch his Episode where he tells the Insane Clown Posse he's been a fan for a very long time.)
Juggalo's gather once a year for what they call their Family Reunion, or as the rest of the world calls it The Gathering of the Juggalo's. They also have one day each year that they call Juggalo day, along with DCC (Dark Carnival Con) which is a big nerd fest for Juggalos.
Susan: Yo, did you hear about the DCC? It's a Juggalo Convention.
Carrol: Have you heard of the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Karen: Ha! You guys must not have seen them March on Washington. Most well behaved group there on September 16, 2017.
Ninja: Hey guys, instead of being basic white bitches drinking Pumpkin spice lattes an Unicorn Lattes; why don't you Fuck the Fucking fuck off and get back to your shitty ass desk jobs because I'm your boss an I pay you to type reports. Not to gossip about me, my Family and our life choice.
Juggalo
Someone who is part of a group of people who like to embrace their tough side while acting tough but blending in with society but when an Icp (Insane Clown Posse) song turns on, shows their true colors and acts more like them self than anyone could ever see without it.
Person A: Whoa your a Juggalo?
Juggalo: Woop Woop Juggalo for life
Juggalo
Someone people hate because they often take their girlfriends and bang their Mothers. Known the world over to eat monopoly and shit out connect four, they ate not the people you want to mess with. Be it 1 on 1 or a street fight most are well trained in street fighting. With an average 120 pound juggalo beating down men 5 times their size. They despise the fake and unrealistic world views of today so often stay to their own groups.
You see that Juggalo? He beat the shit out of three pro Trump activist's last night. Do Not fuck with juggalo's, im telling you B.