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What is Juggalette's?
A girl who has no friends.. no sense of real style.. and who would probably fuck a toothless crackhead for any affection what-so-ever. Listens to ICP and other piece of shit bands from Psychopathic records.
Often defines themselves as "protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc." What that really means is "I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldn't throw a real punch to save my life."
Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much.
"Hi, I am a juggalette. I just fucked Hobo Harry because he said he loves me. Don't look at me, I'll fuck you up.. for serious yo."
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Juggalette's - what is it?
A "female" so to speak. Usually ugly, fat, and hasn't washed themselves in ages. Hangs out with other ugly, fat bitches to give themselves some sense of belonging. Follows the group Insane Clown Posse.
"Yo! I'ze don't kare you beez talking about me and shit. Juggaloze bees together and weeze don't care what we look like. Ize a juggalette"
What does "Juggalette's" mean?
A "Juggalette" is the feamle counterpart of the "Juggalo" - fans of ICP (Insane Clown Posse - a group of 40+ yr old men who paint their faces, scream profanities and spit a drink called Faygo all over their loyal followers). They are usually in their rebellious teens, but there are some older adults who have yet to mature emotionally and mentally who follow, trying to hang onto their youth. These are sad people trying to fit in somewhere and belong to something, who have some inner emotional need that they can only seem to be filled by joining a group of other emotionally defunct people who allow themselves to be plied dry of their cash and spit on and cursed at by the same people they claim to be "down" with while telling the rest of the world that they "Don't take any crap from outsiders". They are incredibly sad people. Pity them...don't hate them. It's a cult like atmosphere and they are being used. See the word "Owned" or "pwned".
Juggalette: "I'm a Juggalette and I'm down with the clown!"
Normal person: "Why aren't you down with a job?"
Juggalette's - what does it mean?
stupid fat bitches who talk black and worry about when their next crack babay comes out while at the food stamp place:) and still attending high school while their 20 years old and hang out with a selective few of reject kids in the lunch room that all wear retardedly baggy pants and have little hatchet fagots on their shirts. and they think their a family because no one else wants to accept their ugly asses:)
juggauglyassbitch(juggalette):"ey i cant go to dat kickback tonight ima get fired from pizza hut if i dont work today"
juggafaggot:"its coo ill pick ya up on mah bike when ya get out"
Juggalette's - meaning
The definition is not what any ICP loving fool thinks it is, it doesn't have anything to do with being "down with the clown" or being a retard with face paint.
The meaning of juggalette is a female who can hear and speak to ghosts. It is associated with The Magician in Tarot, who is sometimes called the Juggler. It's also known as being clairvoyant.
ICP did -not- invent or come up with the word in any way.
Because she could speak to ghosts, she was known as a juggalette.
Juggalette's - definition
Apparently likes to run around saying it's about "being yourself", while being in a group of (apparently millions) who are just like them.
The music it's based on is... very profane and disturbing, lacking in any kind of depth, and the following of this borders on being a cult, but at least they're loyal, dedicated, and believe in what they're a part of.
They're not all fat, or sexy, or druggies, or loose, or saints. Though there are obvious attention, self-esteem, maturity, and/or reality issues (which could be said with following any obsession of this sort to such a degree). That said, they're not ALL the same, some borderline not being an actual juggalette.
Most of this occurs strictly online, where people can act as tough as they want, hookup easily, and raid in groups without fear in an act of attempted intimidation (just see earlier definitions).
The lyrics are still disturbing...
Myyearbooker: "This person's myyearbook name is '*so in so* is a juggalette fan for lyf'. What's that?"
Friend: "Check their playlist for Insane Clown Posse, or see if they have any juggalo friends or boyfriends on their friend list."
Juggalette's - slang
A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.
Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?
Juggalette's
A Group OF Freak Girls That Listen TO ICP as apposed to the male followers Juggalos. Usally Wear makeup To Imitate a Clow, and tend to smoke alot of Pot. Hated Enemy Of the Staight-edgers. Who dont somke pot. These Gilrs Also tend to be Whores Alot Of the time.
Dude The girl is such a juggalette lets jump her.
Im gonna Fuckthat juggalette from the show last night for a dime bag.
Juggalette's
A stupid fucking whore who paints her face to look like a clown and has very low self confidence and hangs out with fucking loosers who are known as "juggalos." These juggalos and juggalettes are loosers who are commonly alcoholics and frequently use recreational drugs. When they actually get a job, they have jobs (sometimes) that pay the minimum wage, and are counterproductive to society. They spend what money they earn to buy alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and they also use it to gamble, as they are commonly also addicted to gambling. They listen to shitty music produced under the "psychopathic records" label, and think it is cool.
poor hygeine is another common trait of these scum bags.
bob;
"what in the fuck was that whorish looking chick with the clown makeup?"
joe;
"fucking loosers call themselves juggalettes."
bob;
"thats the lamest fucking thing i have ever heard of."
Juggalette's
Fatties. They're usually named Bertha McTubbs. Usually very stupid and bad at hand-to-hand combat.
Person A: Does she really weigh 640 pounds?
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Wow, must be a Juggalette?