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What is Jonno?A person named Jon who is wrong so often that you added no to the end of his name Oh Jonno, that doesn't go there! Jonno - meme gifJonno - videoJonno - what is it?A term reserved for those who are so intoxicated and drugged up that their inhibitions are reduced to the point where said person will do ANYTHING. "Did you see that guy? Yeah, he went full Jonno!!" What does "Jonno" mean?When you play video games from 1pm - 5am every day and only ever talk in discord when you feel like it. Example 1: Jonno - what does it mean?"ohh yeh that guys a right jonno" Jonno - meaningWhen promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations. He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show. Jonno - definitionWhen your time is so screwed up you think time stands still, thinking you have only been 5mins to go to the shops but really 5 weeks have gone by... Guy 1: "hey how long you going to be" Jonno - slangTo drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you. Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours JonnoWhen someone is extremely scared or feels uncomfortable around gay people, not because they are homophobic, but because they are scared of catching the 'gay'. This is a very serious illness and should be taken seriously. You see that guy over there? He's a right Jonno, only plays with fanny also. JonnoA person which is extremely cool but is still nice on the inside. "hey man, you're a jonno, thanks" JonnoA person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked. Blake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon." |
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