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What is Johnsoning?
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.
"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
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Johnsoning - what is it?
The act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff
We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night.
What does "Johnsoning" mean?
To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.
heads or tails? you have been johnsoned
Johnsoning - what does it mean?
When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.
Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?
Johnsoning - meaning
The act of losing dis dick or your testicles
Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.
Johnsoning - definition
When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
Johnsoning - slang
1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs
johnson and johnson makes medicine
there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson
Johnsoning
A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.
Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night
Guy 2: What a bunch of queers
Johnsoning
The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
Johnsoning
The act of being stubborn or unrelenting in a way that is hidden behind a veil of cute and aesthetically pleasing behavior and therefor difficult to perceive.
In that outfit, with that smile, I lost the debate. She was totally johnsoning me.