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What is Johnson&Johnson?Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!! Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..? Johnson&Johnson - meme gifJohnson&Johnson - videoJohnson&Johnson - what is it?When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there. My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson. What does "Johnson&Johnson" mean?1) a company johnson and johnson makes medicine Johnson&Johnson - what does it mean?The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television. Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen. Johnson&Johnson - meaningDwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals "Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE" Johnson&Johnson - definitionA sexual act in which a partner gives another a blow job, but before ejaculation he turns the partners head, finding himself ejaculating into said person ear. Proceeds to push them down, reach around remove two Q-tips from there asshole and throw them on said person face. I was skull fucking her so hard, then stopped..... Then let her have the Johnson & Johnson... BooYaa! Johnson&Johnson - slangA gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together. Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night Johnson&JohnsonThe act of two males having sex with one female. realted word: finger-cuff We have Jill the Johnson&Johnson last night. |
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