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What is John Johnson?
A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
John "Johno" Johnson
"What did you get up to over the weekend?"
"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
John Johnson - video
John Johnson - what is it?
The inventor of Super Smash theory. Discovered in the ghettos of Texas due to his prominent thumb and excellent use of Deeks. Survived the snow at Hyrule as well as the Bunggle in Congo Jungle. Most impressive player to ever handle the "sticks". Has handed down his excellence to the Joe's players, Maalouf, OB, Harvey, Girard, and OD.
"Hey dude you got to put John J. Johnson in."
"No, Johnson don't play with no Aquinas trash"
What does "John Johnson" mean?
The day on which you meet John Johnson.
"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"
John Johnson - what does it mean?
A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
John Johnson - meaning
If you took that guy and made them somehow even worse. Usually found working for companies like Google or Microsoft, and always attempts to fuckify something under the guise that it actually does any good for the company's PR and general reputation among anyone who isn't a brainlet.
Susan Wojkicki is the worst kind of John Johnson.