What is Jogging?

When someone is trying to feed you shit and you listen but you are just jacking off mentally cause you know it is just a bunch of fucking BS and then suddenly you let out an unconscious facial expression about the pleasure you feel jacking off mentally to their BS.

Rene: Luis, I didn't couldn't change the language on the website.
Luis the Deportable: JoG
Rene: Oh yeah yoshi, you think I am lying.

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Jogging - video

Jogging - what is it?

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome

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What does "Jogging" mean?

An insult, meaning 'fuck off'; from the British film "The Football Factory"

One of those great, frequently relevant one-liners. Now hijacked by chavs, making it sound less impressive than when it was only quoted by those who'd actually seen the movie.

"Jog on you muggy little cunt!"

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Jogging - what does it mean?

Get lost; piss off.

British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".

The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"

Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.

(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)

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Jogging - meaning

Another word for having sex

1- Tonight I'm gong for a long jog
2- Sorry I'm late, I was jogging until 4 am

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Jogging - definition

Jogging- the sexual act of arm pit sex (see pitting) while the arm is in running motion; done to add a little bit more friction for your significant other.