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What is Jod?
OCFA S20 Heisman and QBOTY. Played for the Kingston Knights along with Head Coach Caapin. Teammates with PooGomez, Zekiepoo7, alonelife, Kloppington, and linopoo7.
OCFA Fans: OMG IS THAT JOD THE HEISMAN WOW 🤩
Jod - meme gif
Jod - video
Jod - what is it?
Used amongst friends when referring to an inside joke.
Ex:
Me: "Hey, did you see that shawn over there?"
Friend: "Yeah, he was HUGE!"
Me: "Jod"
Both of us: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
What does "Jod" mean?
short for "jack off denier" - someone who denies jacking off (despite the fact that every male will jack off at least once, and very likely more than once in his lifetime)
That kid says he's never jacked off before. He's such a jod.
Jod - what does it mean?
A useless worker with no coordination that is a complete pain in the arse.
Will walk around work with his finger up his arse all day until shift is over.
Your a absolute JOD
Jod - meaning
combination of jesus and god for the 21st Century
A technologically savvy omniscient conciousness
who knows everything worth knowning
JOD knows,
Ask JOD he knows everything
I don't know why dont you try JODDING it
Jod - definition
Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.
I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.
Jod - slang
QB Who can't make it past the first round in OCFA, S19 Notre Dame Fighting Irish QB, S20 Kingston Knights QB, S21 Battlehawks alt, S21 Bronx Blue Devils Head coach, despite Jod being a QB and Head Coach in 3 seasons, he can't make it past round 1 of the OCFA Playoffs, recent examples are the S21 Apollos beating the S21 Blue Devils 52-50.
Omgealul Knights really just lost first round, what a group of Jods.
Jod
A joke term for God spawned by a post on r/askreddit titled "What if God came down one day and said 'It's pronounced Jod' then left?"
Michael: "Thank Jod Ms. Wormwood let me turn in that poster late."
Vincent: "Please, for the love of Jod, stop saying that. It's getting old."
Michael: "But it's funny!"
Vincent, sighing: "I swear to Jod..."
Jod
What people who say "Jif" call God
Person who says "Jif": Oh my Jod bro!
Normal person: What the fuck?
Jod
An arrogant, all-knowing and omnipotent being
Your arrogance is reaching Jod level