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What is Joao?
The sexiest. My best friend. The love of my life. The one that saved me.
But....sometimes very, very bratty.
Still, the only one I'll ever want.
I love Joao, always and forever.
Joao - meme gif
Joao - video
Joao - what is it?
The ultimate sex being
His man gun can grow up to the size of the earth core but he prefers not to since inflated dicks attract the attention of more hoes than a joao needs
He's not greedy for hoes, despite the overwhelming amount he pulls on a daily basis
Some call him the unrivaled being
Lisa: Hey.. are you seeing this handsome guy? I really want him to smash my cheeks
Caroline: Naw Joao is mine
Lisa: That dick might be enough for the both of us..
Caroline: Understatement
What does "Joao" mean?
A extremely homosexual guy who usually like to do Tyler in the ass hole. Usually has a very small dick which explains his uncontrollable temper
Mark "Hey joao ur taping tyler right?"
Joao "of course man. Is that even a question?"
Joao - what does it mean?
A retarded fat-ass who is the embodiment of cringe, gluttony, and oblivion. His cringeness knows no bounds and can ruin everything with a breath
Our schoolyear was almost great, if it wasn't for Joao
Joao - meaning
Joao is gay.
Joao - definition
Joao is gay.
Joao - slang
A good alternative way of saying "wow"
After eating a spicy food... Joao!! My mouth is on fire!!
Joao
Joao. A shy and caring person, anyone lucky enough to have him as a boyfriend is truly blessed. Good at sport, has a cheeky sense of humour and is a loyal friend. Extremely sexy and a great kisser. Joao's are usually from Brazil, and there's a myth that states that they fall deeply in love with Asian girls / boys. To meet a Joao is super rare.
vic: OMG! Did you see Joao and his Asian girlfriend?
larda: Yes! Why can't i date Joao?
Joao
A guy with an enormous dick.
Also known as Yao
This guy must be called Joao, his dick is huge!
Joao
Joao is the name for the upmost kindest, sweetest person on earth. He is very caring and a great friend. Very understanding and loyal to his loved ones. If he wishes to he could be the most horrible person, BUT he doesn't and chooses to be the complete opposite. He has very cute facial features which makes you want to just pinch his cheaks. And he is the FUNNIEST person on earth!
He also has a great taste in music and friends. His knowledge is commendable. You will find him getting great marks through out all subject from art- Maths
He is a very creative person and has a lot to say about everything hence he is not afraid to put his opinion across. His sense of humour is amazing.
And finally he is a babe magnet!
Laura: i hate Hayden
Connie: same! She's so arrogant!
Joao: awh guys! Leave her alone!!! Shes really nice!