What is Jism?

cum or jizz

i had jism on my hands after i jacked off

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Jism - what is it?

ejaculate+orgasm=jism

The byproduct of male orgasm.

I can't believe Alison swallowed my jism.

or, as a verb:

I just jizzed all over Alison's face.

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What does "Jism" mean?

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

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Jism - what does it mean?

An acronym. It stands for "Jerks In Social Media"
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable

Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you

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Jism - meaning

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.

"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."

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Jism - definition

The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.

"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."

A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."

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