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What is Jew gold?
The captain of the Jewish gold reserves. Commonly seen stealing money from unsuspecting customers and insider trading. Rides a magic sleigh. Wears red robes and winter gear. Delivers presents. Is not Santa Claus.
(sees captain jew gold)
Jewish boy: Look it's santa!
(gets hit by rabbi)
Jewish boy: I mean, look it's captain jew gold!
Jew gold - video
Jew gold - what is it?
A bag of gold worn around the neck by a Jew, but only in the South Park universe. Does not actually exist in the real world.
Cartman: Hand over the Jew gold.
Kyle: What gold?
Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks, hand it over.
Kyle: Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks Cartman.
What does "Jew gold" mean?
Money a person thought to be void of any wealth leaves to various beneficiaries. Often hoarded and hidden for a lifetime, even from close family members.
Jim:"Grandma Mildred left me $30,000!"
Jedediah:"I thought she was poor, she did live in a box after all."
Jim:"She had jew gold apparently..."
Jew gold - what does it mean?
A pouch of gold held by all jews around their neck. This bag is concealed and hidden from non-heebs. When attempting to steal the Jew's gold beward of their bag of fake jew-gold also held to trick the unsuspecting. Jews are very greedy and very crafty.
I tried to get Zonkas jew-gold the other day and all i got was this bag of dredles. That jew and his money.
Jew gold - meaning
Its a old 4chan/encyclopedia dramatic slang term for having a lot of money.
Guy 1: "What happened to kyle?"
Guy 2: "He inherited a lot of money from his Uncle after he died. Apparently he had tons of jew gold."
Jew gold - definition
Popularized by 'Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow' episode number 908 of South Park, Jew Gold is the gold contained in a small bag that is hung around every Jewish man and womans neck. Every Jewish man and woman also carries a fake bag filled with rocks or other heavy items so it will be perceived as the real jew gold.
Hand over the jew gold you jew, i know you have two bags, one real one fake, give me both.
Jew gold - slang
Jew gold is a term for the small bag of gold that Jews wear around their neck. The purpose of jew gold is to buy heaven from God on Judgement Day. Jews carry two bags around their necks, one for the jew gold, and a decoy bag filled with rocks.
It has been scientifically proven that it is impossible to get a Jew to part with their jew gold.
Me: Give me your jew gold.
Jew: Fuck you, I need it to buy heaven.
Jew gold
Jew gold is the term for the little bags of gold that Hebrew and Shebrew people wear around their necks. They also have a little bag of fake gold around their necks to distract people from the real gold.
Give me your jew gold.
Jew gold
Gold that every jew has. They have 2 bags; one is fake and the other is real. The real one is hung around the jews neck.
cartman: kyle, give me your jew gold.
kyle: fuck you fatass. i said i don't have jew gold.
cartamn: give me it now or you are gonna die kyle.
Jew gold
A small pouch every Jew must carry at all times
“Gimme the real Jew gold not the fake Jew gold”