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What is Jethro Tull?
Jethro Tull invented the seed drill; he was part of the group that created scientific farming as we know it. Also an overrated prog rock band with an electric flute player.
When the history teacher told us Jethro Tull invented the seed drill, we laughed like crazy.
Jethro Tull - video
Jethro Tull - what is it?
"Jethro Dull" according to Jimmy Page.
Bill: You like Jethro Tull?
Jim: Jethro Dull man.
Bill: True.
What does "Jethro Tull" mean?
A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!
Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.
Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?
Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.
Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!
Jethro Tull - what does it mean?
the best fucking band ever. im a cajun from Louisiana state but this band FUCKING GETS IT!! they may be british but they were the evilest, most cynical and realist metal band than even Black Sabbath. only pussies listen to black sabbath. real men listen to Jethro Tull. (a band with obvious intellectual ability, and very politically incorrect and street smart. what other band could write a song dedicated to a pedophile named aqualung, all the way back in 1971? absolutely brilliant people.)
Jethro Tull, hmn where to start? they're certainly more preferable than black sabbath. and they have a kickass flute player who knows what he is doing. and they talk about the degeneracy of post-ww2 western civlisation.
Jethro Tull - meaning
The only band in existence that can rock a flute.
Jethro Tull is fucking awesome.
Jethro Tull - definition
Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever
My cat's name is "jethro tull"
Jethro Tull - slang
1. An amazing, english progressive rock ban led by Ian Anderson, writer, poet, flute player and singer. Jethro Tull was compared to Led Zeppelin in the 70s for creativity and intrumental ability.
2. Some dude who invented crop rotation.
1. I just got Thick As A Brick by Jethro Tull! It rules!
2. Jethro Tull invented crop rotation, whatever the hell that is.
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To take a shit standing up while raising a leg to rest atop the toilet paper dispenser.
Goofus: *Gentle fluted tune plays*
Gallant: Oh that is so nice to hear, you're actually cultured! When did you take up the flute Goofus?
Goofus: *HNNNGGHH*
*PLOPP*
*Ahhhhhhhhhh*
*Flute drops in toilet on top of cake of feces*
...FUCK that's the stuff!!! *Shivers* I haven't shat like that since the Gulf War. I passed that beast standing up too, with my foot on the toilet roll dispenser. Kind of like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. That turd dilated my asshole to the circumference of a basketball hoop and hit the water like the fucking wreckage of the Challenger explosion. Thick as a brick dawg! I even stole a flute from the local grade school to play a little Aqualung! But just dropped it in the shitter. Chang isn't gonna get that one back hahaha! *Shivers* Wowwww bro, you ever shit so hard it lowers your body temperature??? Think my butthole just sneezed
Gallant: Shut the FUCK UP!!!
Jethro Tull
One of the most uniques rock bands ever, they started in 1969 and are still playing today.
"Jethro Tull has released over forty albums. From blues, folk rock, prog rock, and jazz influences to touches of Far Eastern sounds (to name just a few), Tull's music is not easily sorted into a defined genre." a direct quote from thier site"
Members include: Ian Anderson (guitar, vocals, guitar), Marten Barre (guitar, flute), Andrew Giddings (keyboard) and many more
"Are you going to the Jethro Tull concert?"
"That guy we learned about in science for inventing the drill?"
"You are an idiot."