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What is Jersey Turnpike?
This is when you place a funnel in another persons butt and you take a crap in the funnel.. I got tired of shitting on people so I decided to start shitting in them..
This Dick Head was such a punk, so I drugged him, found a funnel and gave him a Nasty Jersey Turnpike..
Jersey Turnpike - video
Jersey Turnpike - what is it?
When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.
She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike
What does "Jersey Turnpike" mean?
A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.
Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?
Jersey Turnpike - what does it mean?
When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
The other night I was giving myslelf a jersey turnpike and almost dropped the soap.
Jersey Turnpike - meaning
This is when your fucking a girl doggie style and finger her asshole, then put that finger in her mouth and fishhook her.
I gave that whore from NJ a taste of home when I gave her a Jersey Turnpike
Jersey Turnpike - definition
The Jersey Turnpike is a dance move practiced by the most famous Deena from MTVs Jersey Shore. It's when you're getting crazy and loud, fist in the air, bringing the house down, and you bend over to shove your ass into a male's crotch area multiple times in a row.
I was in the club, poppin' bottles when I suddenly felt the urge to do the Jersey Turnpike upon this hot guido juicehead.
Jersey Turnpike - slang
A drink where the contents of a bar mat is dumped into a shot glass. Best right before last call
Tony was so drunk last night he actually downed a Turnpike. I puked watching it.
Jersey Turnpike
A dance move. Face down, ass up.
Did you see Deena from the Jersey Shore doing the Jersey Turnpike!
Jersey Turnpike
Slutty dance made popular by Deena Nicole from Jersey Shore.
The instructions for the dance are as follows:
1. Bend over and place your manicured hands on the ground.
2. Make sure your butt is as high up in the air as it can be.
3. Grind up against a juicehead guido.
4. Bend your knees and yell "I'm a blast in a glass!"
1) The only dance that girl knows how to do is the Jersey Turnpike, she's so skanky.
Jersey Turnpike
He got a boner from the way that she Jersey Turnpike.