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What is Jerk-off?
The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
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Jerk-off - what is it?
to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.
Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..
What does "Jerk-off" mean?
The Barbadian term for masturbating.
You were jerking off this morning.
Jerk-off - what does it mean?
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
Jerk-off - meaning
1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
Jerk-off - definition
something to do on yo spare time
fuck ima jerk offcock tonight 8====D*
Jerk-off - slang
Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!
Nate is currently jerking off.
Jerk-off
When a boy is pleasuring himself in a bathroom or his bedroom and he uses lotion
Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
Jerk-off
A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!
Jerk-off
(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.
Biggie: go get me a sandwich
Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you
Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what?