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What is Jergens?
Jerking with jergens lotion for women.
"Bro I'm out." "Just do it like me, jerkin with jergens."
Jergens - meme gif
Jergens - video
Jergens - what is it?
Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.
"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"
What does "Jergens" mean?
Giving yourself a hearty wank using your grandma's Jergens hand lotion for lube.
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
Jergens - what does it mean?
Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.
Yo Dan pass me some jergen.
Jergens - meaning
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
Jergens - definition
Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off
Aye fool where my jergens lotion at
Jergens - slang
Aye man I need that’s jergens lotion to beat off to porn hub Premium
Jergens
Lotion most commonly used for masterbating. You know you're a thirteen-year-old loser when you have a desk drawer filled with a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues, on said desk is a computer with favorited links to free porn sites, and beside said desk is a trash bin that you emptied three days ago but is already half filled with messy crumpled up tissues and suffocating sperm cells.
Guy 1 : Max is a loser. Just take a look at his desk.
Guy 2 : Ew! Is that white stuff a spot of Jergens he spilled, or...?
Guy 1 : The world will never know.
Jergens
A brand of lotion made by Kao Brands.
Use of Jergens lotion will prevent one's skin from appearing ashy.
Jergens
A brand of moisturizer that is often used by young boys for masturbation.
Son, did you empty the jergens bottle again? I was saving that for my anniversary.