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What is Jenks?
v. Act of becoming the center of all that is awsome; excelling is the art of being the dopest shit.
n. Nickname for leader of a group because that person is so fucking rad in every way. A person who is the illest of all.
"Damn homie, she is so jenking right now! SSSNAP!"
GIRL #1: "Oh man, look how hawt that guy is!"
GIRL #2: "He is such the jenking of the posse!"
GIRL #3: "We should totally have a fourgy with him!"
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Jenks - what is it?
A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.
This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there
The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.
What does "Jenks" mean?
Look at them jenked up teeth!
Jenks - what does it mean?
the area between one's balls and bum
"I went for a ride last night. I went flying over a bump and landed right on my jenk", or "I'm going to kick you in the jenk"
Jenks - meaning
A spelling variation of the word, "janky," meaning inferior in quality. Often used in a pejorative connotation. See...Janky, Janky-ass, or Jankey.
I barely knocked and that jenke (janky) door fell off its hinges.
Jenks - definition
To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.
Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.
Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.
Jenks - slang
a pseudonym for
1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.
2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.
The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)
"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"
"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."
Jenks
Very small town in Oklahoma, that is actually so small it's not on the map. Right next to the south side of Tulsa. Is mainly known for its public school rivalery with Union (north/centeral Tulsa) and advanced academics, arts, and atheltic departments (compared to the average public school). The school campus is one block away from the main street, which is home to small shops giving the feeling of a "at home" feeling. Home to the RiverWalk, Jenks Public Schools, and new shopping centers in the coming years.
X: Hey have you been to Jenks lately?
y: No, why?
X: Oh just that their building a bunch of stuff out their i wonderd if you heard....
Y: Oh well I hear their school is pretty amazing. They keep adding on to their campus, parking lots, math/science center, oh and their getting an olympic size pool too.
Jenks
Shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.
Since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
Jules: "Hey Dr, got any spare jenks?"
Dr: "Yes Jules I have some lovely jenkem that I have freshly prepared for you."
Jenks
Doing little to no work, in a job you are incompetent to perform.
Wow I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having a jenks today