Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Jammie Dodger?

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center

HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...

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Jammie Dodger - video

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Jammie Dodger - what is it?

When you're avoiding having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle.

Friend 1: "Hey bro you fucked your girlfriend recently?"

Friend 2: "Nah man I'm a jammie dodger at the moment cause she's on her period"

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What does "Jammie Dodger" mean?

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.

"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

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Jammie Dodger - what does it mean?

Refers to a female's period of menstruation.
Usually used to make light of natures ultimate cock block.

Male: "Fancy a quickie?"
Female: "It's Jammy Dodger Season . . ."
Male: "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

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Jammie Dodger - meaning

When having sex with a woman who is on her period u have to dodge the 'jammy' vagina and slip it into the asshole.

Dude i totally gave this chic a jammy dodger last night

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Jammie Dodger - definition

Used to describe someone who is always on their period.

That Mary is a right jammy dodger, always missing things cos she's too busy jammin.

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Jammie Dodger - slang

1. someone who has great fortune in avoiding bad things, often to the dismay and envy of others. Often replaced for 'Jammy Git'

2. someone born with ridiculously good looks and personality, and who is TOTALLY mittens and doesn't realise it!!

3. A round biscuit/jam combination, who i love the makers for.

1. OH YOU JAMMY DODGER!!!

2. You're such a jammy dodger. :)

3. Hand me over that jammy dodger, NOW!!

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Jammie Dodger

1) A small round biscuit with Jam inside it (alwasy best 2 eat a whole pack at a time!)
2) A nickname for someone with the name Jasmine, James, Jamie, Jason or any other similar in nature
3) Someone whose ver very lcuky!!

1) Yummy!!
2) Hey Jammy Dodger (JD), wanna grab a coffee?
3)You JAMMY DODGER!! (thats how we say it down in the south!! lol)

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Jammie Dodger

A nickname for someone called jamie

Person 1: "what's up jammy dodger"
Jamie: "not much how bout you?"

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Jammie Dodger

Menstrual period; blood like the jam on the popular British biscuit

I'm on my jammie dodger (commonly UK)
Or
I'm jammin' on my dodger (commonly USA)

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