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What is Jags?
A term used in Hawaii- specifically Maui- to describe oneself when you are drunk, wasted
Man 1: Ho, Maika’i is sooo jag right now, he stay falling over
Man 2: I know!! He wen drink 5 beers already
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Jags - what is it?
In the world of sports, JAG is the term for an average at best athlete, meaning, "Just A Guy."
Joe: "You think our first round pick will ever amount to anything?"
Bob: "No, sadly he is a JAG."
What does "Jags" mean?
A car built in Coventry, England by Jaguar Cars which is the only known cure for the pain of being a middle-aged man.
Man 1: Hey you look fantastic, so relaxed. Are you on Prozac?
Man 2: No man, I got my Jag.
Jags - what does it mean?
A slang for a British car Jaguar
1-Hey, I got a Jag
2-Wow, sure is a beautiful car
Jags - meaning
kidding, fooling around (Pittsburgh slang)
Just jaggin' ya man.
Jags - definition
A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee, manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming.
Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc.
The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.
Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin”
Person 2: “bro relax, you sound like a JAG”
Person 1: “why are you telling me this?”
Jags - slang
an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.
"Did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? What a jag!"
Jags
Jagged means you've gone to an extremely low body fat percentage where the striations or lines within your glutes have become visible to the naked eye. Only when lines are visible to the naked eye can one claim to be jagged.
Tom: Damn, Alberto Nunez is fucking jagged! You can see the lines in his glutes clearly!
John: You need to lose 5 more pounds and you'll be jagged bro!
Lawrence: All these LOA Athletes are getting jagged as fuck.
Jags
A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.
The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.
Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.
Jags
Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...
The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.